OOOOOOOOO CANADA!

Yup! It is officially official. I am moving up to Canada. All I need to do is send in my passport, get my visa, pack up my shit and go. Soon, I will be added to this list of Famous Canadians!

My Childhood.. Synthesized.

I have gap teeth. I know that I am in good company.. however there are times that I want to just get everything veneered over so that I have teeth like the people on Grey's Anatomy.



However, this video from 1987 shows that I am not alone and that I am hella sexy. I really feel like I need to own a copy of this movie. So, buy it for me.

Then there is also the very lovely, Gap-thoothed.com

Speaking of gappy. Here is a lovely online gallery of images created by Irina Werning, where she recreates images of people based on pictures taken of them as a child. I think that my favorite one in the series is, "Lulu & G in 1980 & 2010, Buenos Air " It is a lovely and insightful look on how children see themselves and how we in turn wish to be our younger selves again.. or something to affect. How did I do? Did I sound smart? I think that I sounded smart. (inner child typing)

When I was a little kid.. I owned a wicked sweet LP collection for a 4 year old. There was Herself The Elf.. I LOVED ME HERSELF THE ELF! I would knife a bitch if she had tried to take my Herself The Elf book, doll, playset, LP. Anything! I would have scratched her eyes out.



I owned the Sesame Street Gold Collection Double LP. and you bet your ass, that I would spin around in circles until I almost puked while listening to I Love Trash.

I owned the Special Edition Fox And The Hound Story LP One side, ALL OF THE MUSIC! The other side a telling of the story with voice acting from the movie. I was told I wasn't allowed to listen to the story side anymore after becoming so upset that I refused to let go of our dog because I was sure that he would someday be "forced to betray his best friend".. who was me.

However, my favorite thing in the whole world. More than all of them. ALL OF THEM! Was my Jungle Book LP.

I would steal my mom's hippy broom stick skirt, strip down to my Herself The Elf Underroos and place the skirt over my head.. so that it rested on my shoulders, and then pretend I was one of the Beatlesque Buzzards.

Then the skirt would come off.. and I would pretend that I was King Louie and I would pretty much shake my naked 4 year old butt off to.. this song.



... but you know.. the version that was sung by Louis Prima not a young man in his bedroom.

In other, sadder, child hood memories news. In two days it would have been Kurt Cobain's 44th birthday. Fans throughout the years have gone to Viretta Park near the site of his house where he commited suicide on April 5th. This year, along with leaving flowers, letters, candles and leaving memorial grafitti, they will be cleaning up the park and working with the city to see if they can turn it into a Strawberry Fieldsesque Memorial To Saint Kurt. I have to work. :(

Everybody.. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.. Give Up An Organ!

So, tomorrow, my mom is getting her gall bladder removed. We were talking about it.. and there is a new emoticon for your gall bladder.. <). I <) You.

Even though I <) Thundercats.. I am glad this movie was scrapped.

Mmmmmmm Peking Duck.... MMMMMMMMMM arrrghaahlhglglal

Yay! Naked Cooking Show!!! oh wait.. it is in Hong Kong

Happy VD!

Trash Can Hobo Slam!

Today as I was walking through Downtown Seattle.. to purchase a salad and soup at the local grocery store.. It got super windy. Like.. OMGWHYISGODZILLAFARTINGANDWHYISITSOCOLD windy. I got to the store eventually and when I got there the power went out for like 1 minute. On my way back to work, I saw this happen.

I called my mom.. she will be picking me up from work tonight.

In other stuff.


HOLY SHIT IT IS DAWN SUMMERS TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES!!!

Smowsy Smows Smow in Japan!

These parents win awesome parent awards..

Really Wicked Awesome Nerd Parent Award!

Bestest Awesome Asshole Jerk Parent Award

Buy me this!

So, I was on the Wikipedia.. like ya do.. and I was looking up random things that I had heard about in the last week.. and well this is the coolest thing I looked up today.
"You shall have the fruits of others' toil, and refrain from nothing that can bring you gain. For to my companions I give authority to pluck advantage where they will.' Now when Heracles heard this, he asked, 'Lady, pray what is your name?' 'My friends call me Happiness,' she said, 'but among those that hate me I am nicknamed Kakia."

I am in a funky

I am lacking what one would call insight or ambition these last few days. However.. I have amassed a lot of "interesting" links. I am considering taking up a writing class or something so that I feel like I have a talent instead of feeling self-indulgent. I mean.. really.. am I trying to kid any of you? A blog is self-indulgent when all you do is talk about yourself and show people things that you like. I never had any delusions that this blog would be anything more than just me babbling out in the internets. So, here you go, have some things to read and look at.

Semi-Thoughtful video about how Facebook devalues friendships.


I am pretty.. I can't do math.
The internet makes us more sexy...
If you want more energy.. then fix that annoying thing..

Wil Wheaton Yelling Science!


In theory.. because I do not find Ricky Gervais "shocking".. that means that I am an old bitty.. GET OFF MY LAWN!!

Buy me this!

Space Unicorn!


I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WITH BETTER!!!!!!
Will you be my valentine?
DESTRUCTIBLE INSTRUCTABLE!


This mother hates fun.. and is retarded for thinking that CHOCOLATELY SPREAD is anything but.. sugar, chocolate and fat!

I also want to do a quick plug for a movie I just watched. I recently watched ShortBus, which was written and directed by John Cameron Mitchel of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I love this movie sooo much.

I have been a bad blog mommy. I am sorry, I failed you. Do you want am ice cream.

The problem with blogging for pleasure instead of profit is that one can not just blog all day and get your bills aid. At least not this type of blog. I am not popular or funny enough to have this be a oh em gee this girl super funny, lets pay her to be high-layer-ious blog. I am not smart enough to have this be a go to source for in depth knowledge of anything at any time kind of blog..and lets just face it.. I am a fat ass so, this can not be a fashion blog. So, there are times where I am too busy and important to write on you blog. I am sorry. However, today, I have time because I am sitting in an icy cold house babysitting the carpet cleaner who is cleaning all of my moms wool carpets because our old lady cat has developed kidney disease and has a piddle problem. I know, how horribly mundane of me? I am sure that you all thought that I was an international lady of mystery and a super model. I am not. :(

So lets see what else is new, oh yea, kindergarteners are sooooooooooo funny. If there was a way to have a reality show about them that was not horribly invasive it would be the best. Yesterday was Groundhog Day. The kids were apparently very adamant to my mom that it was either a) Hedgehog Day or b) Corndog Day. To make matters worse.. the alternate lunch item was apparently Corndogs. So they were REALLY CONFUSED! Also, some of them were super :( about a lack of Pincushion Linus H-J not coming in. Because.. they were SURE THAT HE WAS! He is a celebrity I am sure of it.

Other interesting things going on in the world.. Egypt is still losing their shit.

This kid is all the fucking rage.. and kind of a heartthrob if you ask me. He is super dreamy and articulate! Yay for being raised by two mommies!

Republicans hate women. It is true. I am glad that my dad stopped being one finally.

This is why I am moving up to Canada.. the border.. is less "protected" and that is because Canadians
will politely ask if it is ok if they invade your country.

YAY! My childhood is making a comeback. Except now..I don't have to crawl on hands and knees commando style to watch it from underneath the table.

My parents are assholes enough.. that if they had this car.. and I was that kid.. they would do the exact same thing. I "use the force" all the time to get things I want and to have things come to me.. but usually it is stuff like automatic doors opening.. and straining at something until someone picks it up and gives it to me. So.. yea..


You should join Pearltrees, and then be my friend username is Annelovesblogs!

hmmm.. Disney.. this is interesting.. tell me more.