The problem with blogging for pleasure instead of profit is that one can not just blog all day and get your bills aid. At least not this type of blog. I am not popular or funny enough to have this be a oh em gee this girl super funny, lets pay her to be high-layer-ious blog. I am not smart enough to have this be a go to source for in depth knowledge of anything at any time kind of blog..and lets just face it.. I am a fat ass so, this can not be a fashion blog. So, there are times where I am too busy and important to write on you blog. I am sorry. However, today, I have time because I am sitting in an icy cold house babysitting the carpet cleaner who is cleaning all of my moms wool carpets because our old lady cat has developed kidney disease and has a piddle problem. I know, how horribly mundane of me? I am sure that you all thought that I was an international lady of mystery and a super model. I am not. :(
So lets see what else is new, oh yea, kindergarteners are sooooooooooo funny. If there was a way to have a reality show about them that was not horribly invasive it would be the best. Yesterday was Groundhog Day. The kids were apparently very adamant to my mom that it was either a) Hedgehog Day or b) Corndog Day. To make matters worse.. the alternate lunch item was apparently Corndogs. So they were REALLY CONFUSED! Also, some of them were super :( about a lack of Pincushion Linus H-J not coming in. Because.. they were SURE THAT HE WAS! He is a celebrity I am sure of it.
Other interesting things going on in the world.. Egypt is still losing their shit.
This kid is all the fucking rage.. and kind of a heartthrob if you ask me. He is super dreamy and articulate! Yay for being raised by two mommies!
Republicans hate women. It is true. I am glad that my dad stopped being one finally.
This is why I am moving up to Canada.. the border.. is less "protected" and that is because Canadians
will politely ask if it is ok if they invade your country.
YAY! My childhood is making a comeback. Except now..I don't have to crawl on hands and knees commando style to watch it from underneath the table.
My parents are assholes enough.. that if they had this car.. and I was that kid.. they would do the exact same thing. I "use the force" all the time to get things I want and to have things come to me.. but usually it is stuff like automatic doors opening.. and straining at something until someone picks it up and gives it to me. So.. yea..
You should join Pearltrees, and then be my friend username is Annelovesblogs!
hmmm.. Disney.. this is interesting.. tell me more.
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