I hope that this is the start of something epic

Last time we left our heroine, she had just gotten back from spending a few days with family in Olympia. She was amping up for Xmas cheer or something.. lets see how that went!

On Thursday I hung out with my bio mom, brother, god kids and my mom's current project child. My bio mom is a freelance social worker.

We went downtown, had lunch ( annoying video below), did some shopping, then went on the carousel! This was the 2nd time the this month ( there is another annoying video, it is sideways. YAY!) I was calling my little brother a terrorist all day because he has A REALLY BIG BEARD!

Mom and Little Brother in the background sitting,  Project Child in Pink. 

One of the godkids, the other one was making a bratty face :D

Then later that day I went to a friends house to drink and play board games. It was really fun.

The next day, I woke up, went and ate sushi with some friends, then I went over to Matt's house where he made, me, Jenny and Kate dinner. Then we went to Ben Dela Creme's Homo For The Holidays! It was magical I had a GAY OL' TIME!

I picked up Peter after that then went home and watched an episode of Desert Punk and then.. PASSED OUT!

Matt and Jenny came over the next morning and help me eat all the food I made too much on Xmas morning and we also did presents. Peter got me these mittens! Jenny got me this picture and then also matted this picture of us. Matt got me these.

Then we went about the rest of our days until later on when it was movie time.
Peter and I watched Return of the Living Dead 3 while we digested lunch and then kinda napped. Then we decided to observe the time honored Jewish tradition of eating Chinese food on Xmas.

We then went and saw RARE EXPORTS! I am about to do some spoiler action. But really.. I can't contain how much I fucking love this movie.

I blogged about this movie earlier in the month, I was/am epically excited about how rad it is. So, I was under the impression that it was Santa is a serial killer.. but really it was much more amazing than that. In the movie, the main character and hero is a little boy who is really clever and amazing. I know that because he is Finnish it way cooler than his American counter part would be. The kid figures out that the Russian/American/British scientists that are doing some drilling up in the volcano near his house excavated Santa! However, after that happen weird shit started to go down. Eventually, there is a creepy old man that likes to bite people creeping about the kids house. The dad is a total badass and accidentally traps the creepy man in a bear/wolf pit. They try to ransom him to the scientist because they think that they caught Santa.. but they didn't! That creepy man was an elf. A tall, white haired, white beard, running around naked in the snow with his dongle flopping about elf. Not only that.. but the elf.. isn't the only elf there is an ARMY! Of Dongly Old Man Elves! Then.. the kicker! Santa.. isn't really Santa.. He is SATAN! They kill Satan and then capture the elves and train them to be Santa's and then export them for a lot of damn monies. It was super fucking amazing epic. If it is ever available on DVD in the US/CAN I am buying that shit because it is going to be what I watch at night while I drink the milk my future spawn set out with the cookies.

Then we went home and snuggled all night until we had to get up this morning. We had breakfast with more friends then.. went on the carousel again! This is now the 3rd time! Probably the last time I will ever be on a Holiday Carousel since it is looking like it is not something that they do up north.

Then I sadly put Peter on a bus and went to work. TADA! The End!

Link Dump!
For Xmas the Gorillaz have set up their site so you can listen to their new album free! YAY!
Watch it Wiggle..
As a soon to be Canadian.. this makes me laugh..
Creepy Awesome Torso Figure Studies!
Hunter Stabler's amazing paper cutting art!
My friend from high school Stella Rose who is a Female Drag Queen, would like you to color her in!
Amazing local artist and another friend of mine Joey Veltkamp is possibly the Beary Best Santa out there.

Here is some YouTube dumpage.

How to be a date rapist!


Please Remember To "Bin" Your Cooking Fats! British Sewermen Appreciate It


I need you to buy this for me.. It is AMAZING!

Hipsterbonics and Hugging Babies

I have been not around the interwebs for a while because my "sister" had a baby. I say "sister" because being someone who was raised by wolves, I consider someone who's house I had a majority of meals and hours sleeping at to be family.

Their parents are my parents and they are my siblings. I also adopt their siblings as my own and their eventual children to be my nieces and nephews. So, yea, I went down to Olympia and hung out with my "siblings" and held my new baby "niece" and played the fall down game with my "nephew". There was huge windstorm, we lost power. I was supposed to leave at 1PM yesterday, however I left my wallet at my sister's house so they wouldn't let me on the bus.. so then I chilled until the 6 PM bus. I love babies! I also love toddlers, but not in that creepy self publishing and selling on Amazon way.

I learned a whole new form a speaking over those two days.. and by learned I mean.. I came up with a name for how my younger "sister" talks. She is in her late teens/ early twenties. She lives in a Punk/Hippie/Anarchist/Hipster shared garage/loft/apartment/house/yurt thinger. She doesn't shower much, has tattoos that are artsy/random and two nose piercings. I love her dearly. She is one of my favorite people.. however.. She is CrayCrayKins. She "makes kisses" with guys, when walking down the street she randomly says," Is that Mine?!" in regards to whether or not a person is someone she knows. People are randomly jerks... and she refers to herself in the third person with her first and last name. I find myself after talking to her for a couple of hours.. talking like her. Which, is at the time totally amusing but afterwords when I am back with people who are not used to this particular dialect, I get looked at funny.

This also, however, has made me aware that I also talk in a strange Buffyesque manner. I also, say what I consider catchphrases.. that could possibly considered the hipsterbonics of my generation. I believe that a lot of my speech is comprised of interwebs mems, bastardized urban speak and a belief that everyone I have ever known watches anime/plays video games/is a trekkie/uses the force. An of examples of a conversation I  had recently.

Husband: ok

  I have no idea where I will be today

 me: That is why Dinosaur Jesus invented cell phones and text plans!

I love that I have friends that get the joke of when they are " paging Dr. House" to help figure out why they are sick

they think I am brilliant that I suggest Sarcoidosis or Lupus

See! I refer to Dinosaur Jesus.. who refers to Dinosaur Jesus!? I do apparently. Look! I refer to being brilliant for making a simple pop culture reference.. that is not brilliance..that is just being someone who watches too much TV. Have you ever noticed that I am ellipses crazy( CrayCrayKins), because I am. My grandfather is an English teacher, so when I speak to him on the phone, I get a running count of how many times I have said the word "like" inappropriately. Oh wells!

Who wants some links? I want to show you some links.

A clash of the scary..KKK rallies. Clowns use Mocking KKK. KKK acts like little bitches, gets arrested. Clowns Win! Mocking KKK is Super Effective!

Gross! Funny.. Possibly Illegal.. Funny! Gross o.O

Being someone who is allergic to grass, this is like being water-boarded.

I have a hard time thinking that this will have any validity.. this was an episode from 2008. IT IS ALMOST 2011!!! I became a fan of Samwell because of South Park. Parody is protected under the 1st amendment.

WOOT! Sexiest Man Alive! I am glad that it is him and not Justin Beiber.

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