I go away for 4 days and all y'all go crazy pants!

I was away in Canada land for 4 days. I didn't check my email much, barely was on facebook, didn't check my blog stats or anything. I get back to the US and I try to catch up on my life.. and all of you have gone batshit nuts. Lets talk about this shall we?

I was raised by people who take the zodiac kinda seriously. I am a Sagittarius. I am actually by definition that sign. I was born smack dab in the middle of sign with all sorts of things in Sagittarius. So, when I was told by no less than 3 people via email and pretty much everyone on my Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, semaphore lovers support group that my sign had changed while I was away.. I researched if for like five minutes, looked at what a Serpentarian is supposed to be like, looked at the symbol for it and then like a Sagittarius would do. I made a doodle about what my combined sign would be if I wanted to have it tattooed, laughed, and said... that is bullshit I am a Sagittarius.

I would like to call it SerpANNEtarius.

Well fear not kids, people who posted the article don't know their shit and posted some shit that was wrong. Here is what happened.

One of the best youtube vlogs, I have ever seen. I wish I could help this dude out.


A few months ago, Jenny Peterson, sent me a series of this artists Youtube videos, I watched them and then was like.. wow.. I am not nearly high enough to enjoys these as much as I should. However, after some marination time.. I was reminded by BoingBoing.net about this artist.

iamamiwhoami! you should scroll down to the end for the YouTube link.

I am pretty sure that there is someplace in the back of your mind, where you have nightmares where your face is being printed on to your body.. which is that of a stuff animal.

"So, I like that he held his junk while he was running, and then when he hit the wall and got up he forgot to hold his junk." Yup, my sentiments exactly Kitty.

The latest internet meme is creepy. It is Sarah Palin Breathing. I would like her to quit breathing it is creepy.


Is it wrong of me to want this as a wall sized mural in my future house?

Oh hey, it is still flooding in Australia.

Also, I would just like to put out there that Moms are hella crazy.
Chinese Moms Are Better...
No.. White Moms are better...
Well actually abusive stage moms are better.
Hey, look the next generation of shitty moms are out there!

Interesting article about Olivia Munn..

Olivia Munn giving herself a self breast cancer exam..


hahaha fooled you!

I am done for now. Peace!