It only took me one day to get banned from Hello Kitty Online..aren't you proud of me?

I started playing. I messed up. I restarted. I changed my name from HoneyCutey to Deathy McDeathers. I did quests, I was minding my own business. Then I got a PM from GM-Lime ( Stupidest Naming System Ever.. Naming your GM's after fruit is essentially implying that they are "Fruity")

GM Lime- ur name is bad change it
Me- What? I am sorry what are you telling me to do?
GM Lime- kidz play this game, u need to change ur name
Me- How do you expect me to do that.. I am pretty sure that I would have to delete my character. I have already done that once.. I don't want to do it again. I have spent too much time petting animals.
GM-Lime y is ur name like that, kidz play this game.
Me- It is this because I have chosen it, I am not going to change it because you don't like it. It let me choose it. If the game doesn't want people that names with the word Death or Potato or Nimrod they could have written code to prohibit that.
GM Lime- CHANGE UR NAME! OR ELSE THERE WILL BE ACTIONS TAKEN AGAINST YOU!
Me- Like what? Also, I don't know why you are making a big deal about my name.
GM Lime- THERE WILL B SANCTIONS!
Me- I still think that you are making a big deal over something that I do not think is offensive. Badtz Maru Wears Hanna Maru as a Coat.. you don't find that morbid that your cute penguin character clubs his baby seal girlfriend over the head and then wears her.
GM Lime- u r the only person who sees it that way. Your name is harmful to children.
Me- Children play this game? I am pretty sure that girls/women from the ages of 12-42 play this game. You encourage blogging and social media. I doubt that you have Kindergarteners playing.. oh wait.. they wouldn't know how to read the word death... and if they are older than that then they have seen Bambi.
GM Lime- CHANGE UR NAME! I AM GOING TO SANCTION U!
Me- No! I believe that death is a religious right of passage. I am a Shintoist, Hello Kitty is from Japan.. she is too. You are discriminating against me because of my religion.
GM Lime- I don't know what u r talking about. What r u saying?
Me- You don't know what that means, how old are you 11?
GM Lime- i dont tell people how old i am. Hello Kitty iz not the place for religion.
Me- ! You are telling me that if someone had the name ILOVESJESUS you would sanction them.
GM Lime- Yes.
* as this happens a character runs past with the name JESUSISMYBFF
Me- You are lying.
GM Lime- CHANGE UR NAME!

At this point I go over to the main chat channel and ask if my name was offending anyone. I got 20 replies saying no before I was muted. Then the GM moved me all around the map like a brat. Then I found where their character was and followed them around for a bit.. then I was booted from the system. I tried to log back in and was given a notice saying I was not allowed to log back for 24 hours. I then got a message from the special email site they have saying I was uninvited to play. I deleted the entire program from my system. I will be much happier tonight knowing that I was stopped from hurting little 11 years olds from the word DEATH! Heaven forbid they read.. Harry Potter.. there is a whole group of meanies with the word DEATH in their names.

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATHY MCDEATHERS DEATH DEATH DEAD THINGS DIEING OF A DEATH DEAD DEATHY DEATH

** EDIT 2/20/2012, I was showing a friend this blog post, I wanted to see who else in this world has been banned for this type of "offense" and.. I am sad to say that not only do you get banned for your name.. you get banned for looking for people who are banned. **

A crack addiction? I has it!

I have become addicted to something evil. Something that no one thought I would be addicted to. It started out as a flirtation. A once in a while thought. An envy. For awhile now, I have wanted to play a MMORPG. The parental units play WoW. I don't want to play WoW, but I want to play a MMORPG. I did research... and then I watched some South Park.. The WoW episode.. then it dawned on me. PULL A BUTTERS YOU DUMBCOW!

My name is Anne and I have a problem. I am in love with Hello Kitty Online! Really.. It is just.. soo.. Much.. fun! * Melodramatic hand to head, collapsing in despair.* If you are reading this and you are a Hello Kitty Online player.. My screen name is HoneyCutey (Don't ask) and you should be my friend.

I was kind of productive yesterday. I rearranged Pinny's domicile. Partially because I think that one should teach your pet how to be able to deal with change. Also, because he has a nasty gross, pooping whilst eating problem. which meant that every other day the platform where his food dish was.. was DISGUSTING! It had to stop. So now, food and water is located in an area where there is a bedding and the ability to stop eating and back up into the igloo for a moment to do his business. Hopefully this will make him less stinky, less work and therefore cuter than he usually is.

I "smowed" in Seattle for a bit yesterday, but it wasn't really smows more like, angel dandruff.

Ok, linksies! Sorry, I have a bunch today, I have been hoarding.

An epic way to snow proof your bicycle. McGyveresque!

I can see it how.. Ok Mr. Lightning can I have you just come over here, place this apron on your lap and then hold really still *buzz, whir, click* And we are done!

Coming from a long line of foragers and herbalists, this doesn't surprise me. I think that when I do get my first real tree, I might try this. I do like me a nice Retsina now and then. * Bonus* TADA! The most amazing and comprehensive list of plants evers!

3D is overrated. I like my video games to not be 3D so I can tell them apart from my real life. Oh yea.. and there is that whole.. IT WILL FUCK UP YOUR EYES!

Holy Shit! HELL HATH FROZEN OVERS! Well, I mean.. India. I like India actually but I hear that it is hot and nasty and smells of feces.

I wonder how this idea came to mind! Hm.. lets go rob something.. I need a weapon. * looks around Buffy Summers bedroom* Uh.. hmm. Oh! This will work! Also, afterwards could you see one of the guys be all Godfathery and say " Leave the crossbow, take the canoli!"

People buy me stupid shit all the time. I now have a website where I can take pictures and other people can feel my pain!

Ridin' My Pony!... alone in front of a camera.. then I am a dumbass attention seeker so I put it up on YouTube then someone makes a Tumblr page of it. Ridin' My Pony!

Happiest Damned Feet Evers!


I have to admit, I read the title of this piece and then went! OH MY GOD! Someone wrote a story about me and I didn't even know it! But then it ended up being a tale of someone who wanted two kids and had a broken baby maker.

Interesting food for thought. Gender Neutral Names are the way of the future.

This guy is a pussy. I totally played tetris in highschool for like 16 hours one day.

I want one.. Buy Him For Me!

TWATTERING! FLICKRING! uh.. sure, I guess it is the price to pay for "Internet Fame"

You know.. someday I might be internet famous. Probably not.. but you know.. someday.

So, I have decided that I might start posting shitty pictures up on Flickr and Twattering more. I am "building my brand". I have no talent, so I am sure that this will fail. Whatevs!

I have a bunch of links. Wanna see 'em?

In my inability to post stuff around the holidays, I didn't have time to pop this bad boy up. REINDEER ARE JUNKIES!

Tickle Tickle!

I just.. can't get over my sadness that there is no more Firefly.. but I can get on board for next Xmas making some sweet ass gingerbread!

So, I have creepy nightmares all the time about being in the back seat of a car.. and then all of a sudden.. I have to crawl into the front seat and drive.... THIS IS SOMETHING THAT COULD BE HAPPENING WHILE I HAVE NIGHTMARES!


James Franco's Grandma.. is JUST LIKE MY GRANDMA!

Christmas Greetings From the Franco's from James Franco

Want to hear a true story? I know! I am so funny, my stories are rad. Ok, here it is. When I was a little kid my family live in Satan's Asshole.. I mean Bakersfield, California. There are cockroaches everywhere there. It is a fact of life. When I was really young, my parents rented an apartment in a dilapidated old building. One night, around the time my little brother was born, my dad had a cockroach crawl into his ear. Wouldn't it be cool if that cockroach laid eggs that didn't hatch.. and then later on in life.. they turned into pearls?

Jaba The Pile Of Snow!

I have two new fave blogs I am following! ikeahacker! and ridiculousfoodsociety!

This is bullshit. Really! You are that much of a lush that you have to hide shitty tasting pink liquor in your purse? Ok, Miley Cyrus!

So, I like to run around in my underpants.. and now I can do it whilst playing a game where I can run around in my underpants!

For a moment.. I really considered getting an iPenis, this is so I could learn Cherokee. However.. yea.. not going to have an iPenis. I know too many people who's lives are run by them. It is creepy.

I hope that this is the start of something epic

Last time we left our heroine, she had just gotten back from spending a few days with family in Olympia. She was amping up for Xmas cheer or something.. lets see how that went!

On Thursday I hung out with my bio mom, brother, god kids and my mom's current project child. My bio mom is a freelance social worker.

We went downtown, had lunch ( annoying video below), did some shopping, then went on the carousel! This was the 2nd time the this month ( there is another annoying video, it is sideways. YAY!) I was calling my little brother a terrorist all day because he has A REALLY BIG BEARD!

Mom and Little Brother in the background sitting,  Project Child in Pink. 

One of the godkids, the other one was making a bratty face :D

Then later that day I went to a friends house to drink and play board games. It was really fun.

The next day, I woke up, went and ate sushi with some friends, then I went over to Matt's house where he made, me, Jenny and Kate dinner. Then we went to Ben Dela Creme's Homo For The Holidays! It was magical I had a GAY OL' TIME!

I picked up Peter after that then went home and watched an episode of Desert Punk and then.. PASSED OUT!

Matt and Jenny came over the next morning and help me eat all the food I made too much on Xmas morning and we also did presents. Peter got me these mittens! Jenny got me this picture and then also matted this picture of us. Matt got me these.

Then we went about the rest of our days until later on when it was movie time.
Peter and I watched Return of the Living Dead 3 while we digested lunch and then kinda napped. Then we decided to observe the time honored Jewish tradition of eating Chinese food on Xmas.

We then went and saw RARE EXPORTS! I am about to do some spoiler action. But really.. I can't contain how much I fucking love this movie.

I blogged about this movie earlier in the month, I was/am epically excited about how rad it is. So, I was under the impression that it was Santa is a serial killer.. but really it was much more amazing than that. In the movie, the main character and hero is a little boy who is really clever and amazing. I know that because he is Finnish it way cooler than his American counter part would be. The kid figures out that the Russian/American/British scientists that are doing some drilling up in the volcano near his house excavated Santa! However, after that happen weird shit started to go down. Eventually, there is a creepy old man that likes to bite people creeping about the kids house. The dad is a total badass and accidentally traps the creepy man in a bear/wolf pit. They try to ransom him to the scientist because they think that they caught Santa.. but they didn't! That creepy man was an elf. A tall, white haired, white beard, running around naked in the snow with his dongle flopping about elf. Not only that.. but the elf.. isn't the only elf there is an ARMY! Of Dongly Old Man Elves! Then.. the kicker! Santa.. isn't really Santa.. He is SATAN! They kill Satan and then capture the elves and train them to be Santa's and then export them for a lot of damn monies. It was super fucking amazing epic. If it is ever available on DVD in the US/CAN I am buying that shit because it is going to be what I watch at night while I drink the milk my future spawn set out with the cookies.

Then we went home and snuggled all night until we had to get up this morning. We had breakfast with more friends then.. went on the carousel again! This is now the 3rd time! Probably the last time I will ever be on a Holiday Carousel since it is looking like it is not something that they do up north.

Then I sadly put Peter on a bus and went to work. TADA! The End!

Link Dump!
For Xmas the Gorillaz have set up their site so you can listen to their new album free! YAY!
Watch it Wiggle..
As a soon to be Canadian.. this makes me laugh..
Creepy Awesome Torso Figure Studies!
Hunter Stabler's amazing paper cutting art!
My friend from high school Stella Rose who is a Female Drag Queen, would like you to color her in!
Amazing local artist and another friend of mine Joey Veltkamp is possibly the Beary Best Santa out there.

Here is some YouTube dumpage.

How to be a date rapist!


Please Remember To "Bin" Your Cooking Fats! British Sewermen Appreciate It


I need you to buy this for me.. It is AMAZING!

I am a complicated girl with complicated holiday traditions

I was raised in a household where we celebrated pretty much every winter holiday under the cosmos. It means that not only is my birthday month the same birthday month as Jesus, but I also celebrate Hanukkah, Christmas and Yule. I also share this month with several other people in my family/friendset so this means that December is just nothing but spending money and time on people.

Earlier this week I went down to Olympia to spend Yule with part of my large extended family. I spent time with the sister who had kidlings and the hipster sister.

Here are some pictures.. and a festive hipster yule carol. Enjoy.

This guy wasn't part of the celebration but I had the picture on my phone and it is interesting. Every night I have to come home from work late, this guy is riding my bus. He has a bunny that he carries with him almost every day. When on the bus, he takes her out of the carrier and she runs around his head. Cool huh!?

Brand New Baby Niece, she is a champion sleeper.

This is what 20 lbs of carrots look like.

1/3 of the groceries we needed to make Yule Feast.

Another 1/3 of the groceries. 

This is what it looks like when you are tipsy and trying to capture 30 people inside a small living room.

The last 1/3 of the groceries.

mmmmm Indian Food Yule Buffet!

And here it is! Happy Yule from my younger sister Caiti and all of her Hipster friends.

So that was my Yule. Today will be godchildren gifting and board game night. Then Homo For The Holidays on Xmas eve while I wait for the Hubs to come down from the tundra.. Xmas day will be brunch and Santa Serial Killer movies.. maybe Tron.

Oh, yea.. HAPPY FESTIVUS! 

Also, Happy Regifting Day!

I think I know what I am going to do next year for most of my girl gifts! However, a warning.. you might want to do this project in a bath tub so you wash away the Raver Scabies!

Meme Lists



Grace Jones.. Wishes YOU A Merry Xmas.. PeeWee's Play House Style!


Oh.. really! It isn't!??

Reptile Coelacanth!

Amazing ceramics!

Babies Dance to German Industrial Techno!


Good News! You are either a Hypocrite or Delusional!

Would you like to see epic British Steampunk Claymations?

Have a Holly Jolly Zombie Holidays!

Dark Shadows, Snoring Cat, Creepysantaphotos.com

I have just finished watching the 1991 revival of Dark Shadows. It is melodrama-tastic! I started watching it because well, I have a thing for vampire shows pre-Twilight/True Blood/ Vampire Diaries. So, things like Buffy! Kindred.. and of course Dark Shadows, they are totally acceptable. Poor Barnabas Collins, all her can do is bite people and then bellow, "No! Don't Run Away!" It happens in probably every episode. It is sad that the 1991 got cancelled do to Operation Desert Storm. Hopefully, the Johnny Depp/ Tim Burton remake that is supposed to come out in the next 2 years will rock.

I have been getting featured in an odd way on www.creepysantaphotos.com! See! also here! I know that it is partially friendneoptism.. since I know the guy who runs the site. But still, I am rad!

There is a cat that snoring next to me.. she sounds like Darth Vader.

Here is an interesting tidbit from Dangerous Minds, about how the song Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band was produced.

Ever wonder why you are walking around a store and you are in the frozen foods section and you go to reach for a pint of Chunky Monkey.. and you end up grabbing a single roll of TP?

Japan sure does love them some Weird Assed Santa Shit!

That is all for now, you will probably get another post tonight.

The last days of Birthmakah, AKA Burnaby is a Magical Land.

So I have had a good Birthmakah. I got to go up to Canada and see my husband. Being away from him for so long is shitty. However, I got to tour around the new neighborhood that I will be living in and BOY WOW! it is magical.

Let me show you some things!

Creepy Big Carrot from the grocery store near the new apartment. It is crazy the types of vegetables there.. and that was the "Anglo" grocery store in the area. The veggie stalls at Crystal Mall.

These are the super cute candied apples at the Rocky Mountain Candy Company at Metrotown. SUPER CUTE! There was also a Hello Kitty one, but the glare was too bad. 

Peter and I trying not to be sad on Friday morning while we got ready for work/travelling back to the U.S.

This is my Fancy Breakfast from the Fairmont Pacific Rim Hotel. 

So that was just the pictures I took from my trip up north. I went up on Wednesday as part of my Birthmakah  Celebrations. I was scared that I would be rejected from coming up there because.. well, my mom and I tried to smuggle housewares up into Canada. However, I got to the border, got off the bus and had this conversation.

Canadian Border Guard: Hello, Welcome to Canada, May I have your passport and declaration form. 

Me: * hands form and passport to them*

Canadian Border Guard: Do you have anything to declare? Why are you visiting Canada? * runs passport, clicks something*

Me: No, I do not. I am visiting my husband, he is a citizen, I am in the process of immigrating.

Canadian Border Guard: Oh, ok. Do you come up using any other method other than Greyhound?

Me: I come up by car sometimes...

Canadian Border Guard: Ok, have a safe trip.

!!!! REALLY!!!!! The last time I tried to come up it was at Peace Arch versus Blaine Truck Crossing.. but the fact that it was SOOOOOOOO easy and non threatening.. is amazing to me. 

I then got up to BC, only an hour and a half late, WOOT TRAFFIC!! Peter meets me and then we take the SkyTrain to Burnaby. THIS PLACE IS MAGICAL!

Seriously, our apartment.. is pretty decent. It is within 2 blocks of the SkyTrain. It is within 3-4 blocks of a 3 large shopping areas including Metrotown and The Crystal Mall. There are restaurants everywhere, there are things to do everywhere, there are activities and nice people who say, "Sorry!" when they bump into you EVERYWHERE!  Magical!

So, after hanging out and seeing the sights we stayed home on Thursday night and watched Xmas television. Then I went home on Friday morning. My bus was at 10:20 AM however Peter had to leave for work at 8 AM so I took the SkyTrain with him to his transfer point and then took it again Downtown to the Fairmont Pac Rim and had a super fancy birthday breakfast. Then took the bus back down. The border guards totally didn't care that I had a 12 ft. section of rope ( jump rope) and 2 bottles of Codeine by the time that they had to process 15 visas. 

Unrelated:

Look what Kitty is reading!

The Angry Jesus Bible or A Starwars Book? You be the judge. 

I was in the locker room today and another girl was asking what Kitty was reading because.. well.. yea that is a glowing cross. Apparently, many people at work thought that Kitty was reading the bible. That is one fucking epic bible if there is a glowing light saber cross and an angry Jesus ( Obi Wan Kenobi)

WHO THE HELL IS THIS!?

This is the display outside of Barney's New York. It is supposed to be.. I think Bobby Flay?? However, it could also be Conan? I don't know. It is ugly.

LAME!? what does Lame lace ribbon look like?

Apparently it looks like this!

Linky Link Links!

Handy Dandy Guide to Lap Land, Cod Canal, Map of Tasmania.
How to BITCH OUT SOMEONE WHO SHOW YOU THEIR JUNK!
A new tradition will be had this year for Xmas! Watch movies where Santa is a creepy badguy!
The best question this year.. " When an offensive spell's range is "touch" does that touch have to be with a hand?" 
Tiny Dioramas of Destruction!
As someone who's last name is the same as a major character in M*A*S*H, I have much affection for this.
A long time ago.. in a mini dress up in Canada!  P.S. I might be willing to spend A LOT of money to have this girl cut my hair. 

A History Of Xmas Lights On The Internet!


Cutest Lady Bug Evers!


What Happens When One Tries To Deep Fat Fry Frozen Gnocchi!


Oh.. and this is my 69th! Post! YAY!

Ongoing Coverage of Anne's Birthday Week aka Birthmakah!

So, going to The Melting Pot with fam, was totally awesome on Monday night.. unfortunately, we got water boarded with Christmas songs all night. Last night I went out to Smash Wine Bar with Kitty, Jessica, Jonathan and Rachael. It was Yummy. I got pressies. I will post them later.. Today, hopefully I will be going up to Canada to see the hubs. I say hopefully because last time I tried to see him, I was also doing a bad impersonation of Han Solo and got pinched at the border.

Linkings?!

Daaa daa daa daa doo doo doo doo Katamari Damacy !!!!! The board game!

Super Exciting! GAY BIG BANG THEORY! Look Matt! It is us!

I have been watching Ouran Highschool Host Club.. and after reading this article. I want to go to Japan and just pay people to be interested in me.

When photoshopping goes really fucking awesome!

Unfortunately, I will never be smart enough to figure out how to hack a Kinect.. :(


G.T.A MOTHA FUCKA!

This is classy .. Oh the 70's where there was a song in your heart and venereal disease was all the rage.

It is turning out.. so far not to suck as bad.. however..

I have only been 26 for a day. However in that day I have done a lot of fun magical things.

I went to breakfast and ate pie with Jenny !

I went to Westlake Center and rode on the carousel with Matt and Krissy! There was a guy who looked like a cool rusty statue. I ate mini-donuts.

I was an asshole and yelled.. LLOOOOKK ITS MY BIIRTTTHHDAAAYYY ANNNDD III AAMM RRIIIDDIINNGG AAA CCAARROOUUSSELLL!!!!

uh.. oh wait that is all I did on my birthday. I got a lot of phone calls and Facebook messages. Tonight, I will be going out to The Melting Pot.. mmmmm melted cheese... mmmmmmmm

Tomorrow, I have a job interview, * crosses fingers* then I will be going out with my home girls for happy hour.
The rest of the week.. will be Peter and Anne time! YAY!!!!

Linkages

The origins of Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo!
Cthulucox! It brings tentacle porn to a whole new level. ( Minorly NSFW)
Holy Shit! The roof is comin' down!

I feel like this pretty much everyday...



I kind of want this.. I know it is a game about dog poop.. but I must have the Kackle Dackle!

This is wrong as well.. mmmm roadkill

* Swoon * John Cusack= Edgar Allan Poe * Swoon*

LITTLE DRUMMER BOY / PEACE ON EARTH DEATH MATCH!!!!!

Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy with Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly from Will Ferrell

Life is shit.. and I am still 25.

I am kind of over being 25. It has been a shitty year for me. Today is my last day of being this age. I am feeling like, well... 26 better be better. Things that have sucked for me this year. Peter and I no long live in the same place. We are trying but it is rough. Being without each other for so long is terrible.

I had someone really close to me die. It was and still is devastating. On top of that, one of my Mothers had a miscarriage. Death is shitty. It makes me drink and hate myself.

I feel like I am also losing friends or just barely holding on to the ones I have. I am also apparently not popular with people I work with because I make my friend choices based on what they mean to me and not what they mean to other people. I was told that I was " Weird" the other day... and it wasn't meant in an endearing way.

I have however, had some really good people enter my life and it looks like they are not going to leave anytime soon. Which is only semi comforting.

I am trying not to cry. Super depresso mode activated! It is just kind of wrong. Oh well.

Anne's helpful guide to not reacting well to changes at work, thus regressing back to being 13.

Things are changing. A wise old drag queen once told me if you can't change anything in your life, change your hair. I am currently, sitting in my bath tub listening to punk music, while playing Robot Unicorn Attack, Facebooking while dying my hair. I had an old bitty cut it this morning for 20$ I look cute! ( this was written at like 10ish.)

Step One: Have life crisis. Wake up early. Talk to your husband over Skype.
Step Two: Hear the Weasels in your tummy growl, realize that you need to eat. Stop talking on Skype and get dressed like a soccer mom/college student. ( Yoga Pants, Tshirt, Hoody, Ugg Boots/ White jogging shoes).
Step Three: Go get coffee and a pastry.
Step Four: Go buy hair dye. ( I bought red hair dye. it also gave you the option to do your own highlights.) Have a crazy guy chit chat you up about what Denali means in Eskimo.
Step Five: Get a bee in your bonnet, decide that you want to get your haircut RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! Go to the closest hair place that has little old ladies in it.. and have your hair done by a little old lady!
She gave me a haircut for 20$.. why? Because I reminded her of her grandkid. Her name was Hildegard.
Step Six: Go Home, go into your bathroom, put dye on your hair, listen to punk rock music while you play Robot Unicorn Attack, while hanging out in your bath tub while you talk to your sister on the phone.

You can also text your husband and clean cat boxes too. This step takes a while, because the stuff I was doing you had to sit for 25 mins, then rinse, then add highlighting stuff to your head, then wait more then rinse.

Step Seven: Put on make up, do your hair, go have lunch with friends, go to work. Take picture of your cute hair.

So, yea.. I got bangs again. I have red hair with highlights.. I am looking kinda classy. People who have noticed and said something.. My Supervisor.. and a Room Service Guy. My friends of course have noticed, but people I work with.. yea.. Not so much with the Hey! You did something to your appearance. Nice!

HEY! Retard, yuppy parents, DON'T LET YOUR KIDS PLAY ON YOUR IPAD OR IPHONE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!

Peter- "These are they droids, I'm lookin' for! YEAH! GIGGITY!"

This next  years color is pussy lip pink! Honeysuckle.

No matter how adorable they are on the interweb.. um.. Cats are evil. This and This are proof!

When I was in high-school, my mom and I lost 10 lbs but eating soup and popcorn and watching FoodTV. 

Juggalos.. read.. books? uh..

I never had to do deal with this in high school, every one there was a hippy, or raised by hippies.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Obsessive Compulsive Miser-y. Kindergarteners know when you are not related to someone. Linkies!

I am thinking that there needs to be a way to just have someone pee on a stick and you can say yup, you need help. It is rough not being able to live with the person you chose to marry. My husband and I are trying though. He thinks too much about his money. Last night we decided that he is living in Miser-y. It is the misery of being a miser. Hopefully that will get fixed. :D It doesn't help that his new apartment was not taken care of by previous tenants/owners so he has to spend money on fixing and cleaning what they did not. I am thinking about selling a kidney to help.. does anyone want a slightly used kidney?


He has been having an issue with a rat at his job. The rat is a tricky bastard.  My husband writes this.
"So I must speak of this rat in the store. He has been destroying our bird seed supply. We lock it down, he finds a way in. We set out baited glue traps for him. Not only has he avoided these and taken the bait, he has laughed at them and somehow knocked them away sticking them to something else. On one occasion, he managed to throw them up to the ceiling, sticking it there.


We have since, set out 2 traps for the smart bugger. We found one glue trap today, on the floor, from once on the shelf...upside down. We think this time, FINALLY, we may have gotten him. I lift it up, and there is SOMEHOW a frickin briquette stuck to it, and all of his fur.

This means, he finally got stuck to one, but somehow deathrolled off the shelf for a bumpy 4 foot drop, and ripped himself loose balding himself. I have no idea where the charcoal came from.


This rat, is by far the most agile and clever of its species I have ever seen. The first one in the store just over ate himself or something, it died. But this one, he is seriously making us look foolish and just slapping us in the face and laughing. He's amazing! Chewing up plants, seeds, etc. and tossing aside all traps.


So it has come down to breaking out the big guns. My boss is ready to let me break out the zap trap or a professional live trap. I mean, I graduated in ecology, where I trapped weasels! This is my thing. Give me the right tools here!  So authority granted. Monday, we try new tactics."


I said, "You need to set out some seriously nummy poison."


 He replies,"Oh I didn't mention that? We have poison blocks all over, and placing bait (suet which he LOVES because he is destroying our stock) right on it! He is taking the food, leaving the poison! Shoot, I think he may have gone through a block of poison still, but he is still going! 


To reiterate, he takes the bait, and throws the poison and trap elsewhere.


Freakin impressive. I am tempted to kill him and stuff him! Though I do feel bad killing such an intelligent tricksy critter...but he will not make a fool of me! Or keep him as a pet under lock-down with lots of intricate high-security mazes."  As of today, the fate of this magical rat.. is UNKNOWN!

So that is what is going on with him. Hopefully my birthday trip up there to see him will warrant less Miser-y and maybe even a better mood for all. 


One of my moms is a Kindergarten teacher. I am a mooch, so I am indentured to go volunteer in her class so that I can do things like not pay rent. Her kids are in love with me. For cereals, however, they are pretty sure that they there is something not quite right with the statement of, " This is Miss Anne, she is my daughter. " Why is this an odd statement? Well, I have more than 1 mom. Actually, I have 4 women that I have consistently called mom since I was in grade school. I have a biological/Alpha mom ( Helen), her two best friends, Beta Mom ( Kelly, she is the mother of my god kids) and Omega Mom ( Sarah, I moved in with her during high school because I didn't want to move to another city because I liked my school.) And The Other Mother, ( Pug, she is the mom of my bestest friends from childhood, Caiti and Sarah). 


So, yes, Omega Mom, is a Kindergarten Teacher, she is in her early 40's, I am 25. She would have been 15 if she had had me. The kids can tell, that there is something odd about our age gap. However, they can't express it so every time / every year I volunteer, the little ones are CONVINCED THAT WE ARE LIEING LIARS WHO LIE!!!! When I call her by her Teacher Name,(Mrs. So-And-So) They freak out! " Why are you calling that name, she is your mommy, call her mommy!"  I get asked questions like, why don't you look like her? How old are you? Are you 8? Do you like going to Kindergarten? Can you tell me the answer to the daily work? Will you marry me when I am 8? 


Good times! Kids are so funny. I was having a bad day yesterday, they petted my head as if I was a cat whenever they would pass me, they could tell.  There is a very good chance that in January, I will be bring Pincushion in to visit because they are going to be reading The Mitten. 


Linkies!


So, remember the retarded couple who put up a poll on their site asking if they should get an abortion? Do you remember how they were saying that every vote for them to have an abortion was falsely put up there by members of 4Chan and that they weren't going to accept it? Well.. MORE PEOPLE WANTED THEM NOT TO HAVE A BABY THAN DID! Are they going to have an abortion? No. Why? Because it was a anti- choice publicity stunt. FUCK YOU!


I would like you to make and give me these lard cookies. I am really serious, this is not a joke,  I want them now. 


The MPAA is full of shitty shit.  You should watch as many NR/NC17 movies as possible.


Coolest Olders Not Dinoaur Ever! They found a full skelly! W00t!

Watch this guys Zelda Nerd Out!

Watch Molly from Rocketboom, ( My husbands other wife!) She is drunk on Four Loko! She can also eat these caffeinated beef jerky snacks!







Pogo, has a new video up! Wisperlude!

Wil Wheaton  Confucius says, Don't be a dick, China!

This is how I plan on seducing men from now on!

When I was younger, there would be times when my little brother ( who is high functioning autistic) and I would get up earlier than we were supposed to, because we thought that we could watch more cartoons that way. We found out PDQ that at 4:30 in the morning they don't play cartoons, they play the 700 club. So, we would watch it and pretend that Jesus would heal our afflictions. I would go up to him and play my hand upon his head and say! PRAISE JESUS! MAY HE HEEL Y'ALL FROM THY EVER LOVING SIN! He would then drop to the ground and shake and pretend to be "heeled". This kid.. is doing it far better than us!

My Birthday is in 4 days, buy these for me!

In Final News:
The bestest manager I have ever had the pleasure of knowing, is no longer going to be my manager and therefore my job will fucking suck. I will be buying him lunch tomorrow.. and crying into my beer. 

No, Anne.. you and your mom are not Han Solo and Chewie.

My husband finally broke down and got a big kid apartment. My mom and I were supposed to go up and help him move his stuff into it. However, he also asked me to bring up stuff we had in storage. We didn't have the paperwork, she and I tried to pass it off as stuff that was just in van. Border Patrol, WAS NOT IMPRESSED! We got told to never do it again. :(  Oh well, now we know.

lets look at some newsienews. Did you news means North East West South? Did you ??

I hate assholes who think it is perfectly ok to just put up offensive shit and then act as if he is perfectly unaware that it is offensive.

In New York, they think that it is important to tell us that bartenders have physically taxing jobs. I know this, I went to bartending school... however.. really, do you have to write a big ol' article about how they are shaking martinis too hard and thus get tennis elbow. 

NOOOOO!!!! DON'T GET RID OF THIS!!!! Whipahol is a creation sent from the gods to make our deliciousness more amazings and delicious! DO NOT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!! NOOOOOO!!!! ( Stupid, college students and their binge drinking ruining all the things that I love. First you make it so I can't make my favorite cocktail of my misspent youth and now you don't want me to put alcoholic whipped cream on my blow jobs!)

The people over at the dark place of the internet where you go to masturbate, like to spy on you to see where else you go to pull your pud.  Dear People who spy on me while I watch porn. Would you believe me if I told you that I only go to on PornHub for anthropological reasons? No? Hmm... However, 4Chan.. do you believe me now? Maybe?

Interesting social experiment.. would you tell off a dad if he was gay bashing his son in public?
I have actually told off several people who do this. I even get super bitchy when people I love, say that something is gay. I ask them what is gay about it? how did they know? Then they usually say that they are sorry.

This kind of reminds me of the best idea for an episode of Murder She Wrote.  It involves Angela Landsbury killing everyone in the town.

SLEEP OVER AT HUGO CHAVEZ'S HOUSE!!

Atta boy! Way to stick it to the cheating whore!

However, I am sure that she couldn't help it, it is in her genetic makeup. 

This is a super interesting article about how size relates to how you feel about what is going to kill you in video games. Quick, get the mushroom!

Ok, off to watch more Angel. :D