It only took me one day to get banned from Hello Kitty Online..aren't you proud of me?

I started playing. I messed up. I restarted. I changed my name from HoneyCutey to Deathy McDeathers. I did quests, I was minding my own business. Then I got a PM from GM-Lime ( Stupidest Naming System Ever.. Naming your GM's after fruit is essentially implying that they are "Fruity")

GM Lime- ur name is bad change it
Me- What? I am sorry what are you telling me to do?
GM Lime- kidz play this game, u need to change ur name
Me- How do you expect me to do that.. I am pretty sure that I would have to delete my character. I have already done that once.. I don't want to do it again. I have spent too much time petting animals.
GM-Lime y is ur name like that, kidz play this game.
Me- It is this because I have chosen it, I am not going to change it because you don't like it. It let me choose it. If the game doesn't want people that names with the word Death or Potato or Nimrod they could have written code to prohibit that.
GM Lime- CHANGE UR NAME! OR ELSE THERE WILL BE ACTIONS TAKEN AGAINST YOU!
Me- Like what? Also, I don't know why you are making a big deal about my name.
GM Lime- THERE WILL B SANCTIONS!
Me- I still think that you are making a big deal over something that I do not think is offensive. Badtz Maru Wears Hanna Maru as a Coat.. you don't find that morbid that your cute penguin character clubs his baby seal girlfriend over the head and then wears her.
GM Lime- u r the only person who sees it that way. Your name is harmful to children.
Me- Children play this game? I am pretty sure that girls/women from the ages of 12-42 play this game. You encourage blogging and social media. I doubt that you have Kindergarteners playing.. oh wait.. they wouldn't know how to read the word death... and if they are older than that then they have seen Bambi.
GM Lime- CHANGE UR NAME! I AM GOING TO SANCTION U!
Me- No! I believe that death is a religious right of passage. I am a Shintoist, Hello Kitty is from Japan.. she is too. You are discriminating against me because of my religion.
GM Lime- I don't know what u r talking about. What r u saying?
Me- You don't know what that means, how old are you 11?
GM Lime- i dont tell people how old i am. Hello Kitty iz not the place for religion.
Me- ! You are telling me that if someone had the name ILOVESJESUS you would sanction them.
GM Lime- Yes.
* as this happens a character runs past with the name JESUSISMYBFF
Me- You are lying.
GM Lime- CHANGE UR NAME!

At this point I go over to the main chat channel and ask if my name was offending anyone. I got 20 replies saying no before I was muted. Then the GM moved me all around the map like a brat. Then I found where their character was and followed them around for a bit.. then I was booted from the system. I tried to log back in and was given a notice saying I was not allowed to log back for 24 hours. I then got a message from the special email site they have saying I was uninvited to play. I deleted the entire program from my system. I will be much happier tonight knowing that I was stopped from hurting little 11 years olds from the word DEATH! Heaven forbid they read.. Harry Potter.. there is a whole group of meanies with the word DEATH in their names.

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATHY MCDEATHERS DEATH DEATH DEAD THINGS DIEING OF A DEATH DEAD DEATHY DEATH

** EDIT 2/20/2012, I was showing a friend this blog post, I wanted to see who else in this world has been banned for this type of "offense" and.. I am sad to say that not only do you get banned for your name.. you get banned for looking for people who are banned. **