I hope that this is the start of something epic

Last time we left our heroine, she had just gotten back from spending a few days with family in Olympia. She was amping up for Xmas cheer or something.. lets see how that went!

On Thursday I hung out with my bio mom, brother, god kids and my mom's current project child. My bio mom is a freelance social worker.

We went downtown, had lunch ( annoying video below), did some shopping, then went on the carousel! This was the 2nd time the this month ( there is another annoying video, it is sideways. YAY!) I was calling my little brother a terrorist all day because he has A REALLY BIG BEARD!

Mom and Little Brother in the background sitting,  Project Child in Pink. 

One of the godkids, the other one was making a bratty face :D

Then later that day I went to a friends house to drink and play board games. It was really fun.

The next day, I woke up, went and ate sushi with some friends, then I went over to Matt's house where he made, me, Jenny and Kate dinner. Then we went to Ben Dela Creme's Homo For The Holidays! It was magical I had a GAY OL' TIME!

I picked up Peter after that then went home and watched an episode of Desert Punk and then.. PASSED OUT!

Matt and Jenny came over the next morning and help me eat all the food I made too much on Xmas morning and we also did presents. Peter got me these mittens! Jenny got me this picture and then also matted this picture of us. Matt got me these.

Then we went about the rest of our days until later on when it was movie time.
Peter and I watched Return of the Living Dead 3 while we digested lunch and then kinda napped. Then we decided to observe the time honored Jewish tradition of eating Chinese food on Xmas.

We then went and saw RARE EXPORTS! I am about to do some spoiler action. But really.. I can't contain how much I fucking love this movie.

I blogged about this movie earlier in the month, I was/am epically excited about how rad it is. So, I was under the impression that it was Santa is a serial killer.. but really it was much more amazing than that. In the movie, the main character and hero is a little boy who is really clever and amazing. I know that because he is Finnish it way cooler than his American counter part would be. The kid figures out that the Russian/American/British scientists that are doing some drilling up in the volcano near his house excavated Santa! However, after that happen weird shit started to go down. Eventually, there is a creepy old man that likes to bite people creeping about the kids house. The dad is a total badass and accidentally traps the creepy man in a bear/wolf pit. They try to ransom him to the scientist because they think that they caught Santa.. but they didn't! That creepy man was an elf. A tall, white haired, white beard, running around naked in the snow with his dongle flopping about elf. Not only that.. but the elf.. isn't the only elf there is an ARMY! Of Dongly Old Man Elves! Then.. the kicker! Santa.. isn't really Santa.. He is SATAN! They kill Satan and then capture the elves and train them to be Santa's and then export them for a lot of damn monies. It was super fucking amazing epic. If it is ever available on DVD in the US/CAN I am buying that shit because it is going to be what I watch at night while I drink the milk my future spawn set out with the cookies.

Then we went home and snuggled all night until we had to get up this morning. We had breakfast with more friends then.. went on the carousel again! This is now the 3rd time! Probably the last time I will ever be on a Holiday Carousel since it is looking like it is not something that they do up north.

Then I sadly put Peter on a bus and went to work. TADA! The End!

Link Dump!
For Xmas the Gorillaz have set up their site so you can listen to their new album free! YAY!
Watch it Wiggle..
As a soon to be Canadian.. this makes me laugh..
Creepy Awesome Torso Figure Studies!
Hunter Stabler's amazing paper cutting art!
My friend from high school Stella Rose who is a Female Drag Queen, would like you to color her in!
Amazing local artist and another friend of mine Joey Veltkamp is possibly the Beary Best Santa out there.

Here is some YouTube dumpage.

How to be a date rapist!


Please Remember To "Bin" Your Cooking Fats! British Sewermen Appreciate It


I need you to buy this for me.. It is AMAZING!