I have become addicted to something evil. Something that no one thought I would be addicted to. It started out as a flirtation. A once in a while thought. An envy. For awhile now, I have wanted to play a MMORPG. The parental units play WoW. I don't want to play WoW, but I want to play a MMORPG. I did research... and then I watched some South Park.. The WoW episode.. then it dawned on me. PULL A BUTTERS YOU DUMBCOW!
My name is Anne and I have a problem. I am in love with Hello Kitty Online! Really.. It is just.. soo.. Much.. fun! * Melodramatic hand to head, collapsing in despair.* If you are reading this and you are a Hello Kitty Online player.. My screen name is HoneyCutey (Don't ask) and you should be my friend.
I was kind of productive yesterday. I rearranged Pinny's domicile. Partially because I think that one should teach your pet how to be able to deal with change. Also, because he has a nasty gross, pooping whilst eating problem. which meant that every other day the platform where his food dish was.. was DISGUSTING! It had to stop. So now, food and water is located in an area where there is a bedding and the ability to stop eating and back up into the igloo for a moment to do his business. Hopefully this will make him less stinky, less work and therefore cuter than he usually is.
I "smowed" in Seattle for a bit yesterday, but it wasn't really smows more like, angel dandruff.
Ok, linksies! Sorry, I have a bunch today, I have been hoarding.
An epic way to snow proof your bicycle. McGyveresque!
I can see it how.. Ok Mr. Lightning can I have you just come over here, place this apron on your lap and then hold really still *buzz, whir, click* And we are done!
Coming from a long line of foragers and herbalists, this doesn't surprise me. I think that when I do get my first real tree, I might try this. I do like me a nice Retsina now and then. * Bonus* TADA! The most amazing and comprehensive list of plants evers!
3D is overrated. I like my video games to not be 3D so I can tell them apart from my real life. Oh yea.. and there is that whole.. IT WILL FUCK UP YOUR EYES!
Holy Shit! HELL HATH FROZEN OVERS! Well, I mean.. India. I like India actually but I hear that it is hot and nasty and smells of feces.
I wonder how this idea came to mind! Hm.. lets go rob something.. I need a weapon. * looks around Buffy Summers bedroom* Uh.. hmm. Oh! This will work! Also, afterwards could you see one of the guys be all Godfathery and say " Leave the crossbow, take the canoli!"
People buy me stupid shit all the time. I now have a website where I can take pictures and other people can feel my pain!
Ridin' My Pony!... alone in front of a camera.. then I am a dumbass attention seeker so I put it up on YouTube then someone makes a Tumblr page of it. Ridin' My Pony!
Happiest Damned Feet Evers!
I have to admit, I read the title of this piece and then went! OH MY GOD! Someone wrote a story about me and I didn't even know it! But then it ended up being a tale of someone who wanted two kids and had a broken baby maker.
Interesting food for thought. Gender Neutral Names are the way of the future.
This guy is a pussy. I totally played tetris in highschool for like 16 hours one day.
I want one.. Buy Him For Me!
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