Sunday, January 30, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
I have been gone.. to a magical land.. but I am back now.
It has been about a week or so since my last post.. I have had a rough/fun week. I started the week off not feeling really well. However, after sleeping for a day and then volunteering with the rug rats, I was able to rally for a whirlwind 48 hours in Portland with Jenny Peterson! We had a super great time.. we went vintage shopping, where I found the cutest cowboy print shirt dress. I am pretty sure that with some augmentation.. It will be super cute! and fit my boobies! Jenny and I also got "married" at Voodoo Too! Then we had a delightful dinner... and then strippers! It was a great time had by all. There will be pictures later..
Do you remember a time where there was no internets?
I have a love for octopuses.. I adore them. I love them just about much as I love hedgies. Octopus in a beer bottle!
This is kind of creepy!
Where in the World is Carmen Sand Diego.. taught me sociopolitics.
Lego Architecture blog.. super fucking neat!
Real life gun company makes a gun that looks like a toon gun. Of course.. it is super illegal and scary.
Do you remember a time where there was no internets?
I have a love for octopuses.. I adore them. I love them just about much as I love hedgies. Octopus in a beer bottle!
This is kind of creepy!
Where in the World is Carmen Sand Diego.. taught me sociopolitics.
Lego Architecture blog.. super fucking neat!
Real life gun company makes a gun that looks like a toon gun. Of course.. it is super illegal and scary.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Pinny has the power to make kindergarteners and most adults lose their shit!
Yesterday, I did my weekly volunteer at the kindergarten class that one of my moms is a teacher of. I usually go there to help with grading papers, organizing handouts and playing games with them. However, this week was the week that they read "The Mitten" by Jan Brett. The story is about a kid who drops their mitten in the snow and then all these animals crawl in because they want to stay warm. The animals start small and then end up getting bigger and bigger until eventually a bear crawls in. One of the animals in the story is a hedgehog.
This author actually has a hedgehog in every story she writes and illustrates, be it a character or as part of the motif, which leads me to believe that she owns a hedgehog. If that is the case.. then we kinda like twins because she is also a girl, who is a Sagittarius and would own a hedgehog. Anywho.. I took Pinny in to meet the class and he became and instant celebrity. He also, got super angry at me and bit me 12 times. He however was a good sport about it for most of the time and is only slightly mad at me today. He is a good boy, I am glad that I took him to work all of the times when he was little hedge so that he got some socialization.
It is funny the reaction some kids had to him. I was informed by one girl that, " I will have a hedgehog when I am an adult, because you told me that he sleeps during the day and plays at night.. and I will work during the day and then want a hug at night." That is some perfectly sound logic on her part. There was another kid who let me know that, " Having a pet is dumb and that all they do is poop." I guess their parents are assholes!
So that was that. I am now going to post a picture of what it looks like to wake a hedgehog up at 630 in the morning.
He was huffeling all the time. It was very very scary busy for him.
Links!
I really love Richard Cheese, so I am really hoping that this is just a joke to sell, his "My Mommy *hearts* Dick" Tshirts.
Even though I am not a big fan of Sleater-Kinney due to being raised in Olympia, I do find that Portlandia is an awesome example of you have to live here to get it humor. I don't live in Portland, I do live in Seattle, but I do spend and have spent A LOT of time in Portland, and this show is spot on. I will be in Portland with the Jenny for our 4th annual Anne and Jenny Steak and Stripper-athon next week. It will be sweet! Super Sweet!
What is the longest word in the English language? You should read this NPR article to find out!
vs.
You Decide!
I saw the "King's Speech" the other night and Helena Bonham Carter was amazing in it. I would also like to point out that it was a good Bromance movie, not as good as "I love you man!" but as a historical Bromance movies, this one is pretty need. Anyway, Ms. Tim Burton, would like you to not fuck with your face.
Speaking of your face.. this is a creepy robot that scans your face and then tells you what to put into your face. :(
This is a robot that is learning how to "walk" the way humans do.. cool!
Oh Shit! You mean, I could have been the heir to a clothing empire had my grandma patented sewing a few extra buttons in the boob areas of her button down blouses!? Darn you Granny! * shakes fist angrily!
Have a good day kids!
This author actually has a hedgehog in every story she writes and illustrates, be it a character or as part of the motif, which leads me to believe that she owns a hedgehog. If that is the case.. then we kinda like twins because she is also a girl, who is a Sagittarius and would own a hedgehog. Anywho.. I took Pinny in to meet the class and he became and instant celebrity. He also, got super angry at me and bit me 12 times. He however was a good sport about it for most of the time and is only slightly mad at me today. He is a good boy, I am glad that I took him to work all of the times when he was little hedge so that he got some socialization.
It is funny the reaction some kids had to him. I was informed by one girl that, " I will have a hedgehog when I am an adult, because you told me that he sleeps during the day and plays at night.. and I will work during the day and then want a hug at night." That is some perfectly sound logic on her part. There was another kid who let me know that, " Having a pet is dumb and that all they do is poop." I guess their parents are assholes!
So that was that. I am now going to post a picture of what it looks like to wake a hedgehog up at 630 in the morning.
He was huffeling all the time. It was very very scary busy for him.
Links!
I really love Richard Cheese, so I am really hoping that this is just a joke to sell, his "My Mommy *hearts* Dick" Tshirts.
Even though I am not a big fan of Sleater-Kinney due to being raised in Olympia, I do find that Portlandia is an awesome example of you have to live here to get it humor. I don't live in Portland, I do live in Seattle, but I do spend and have spent A LOT of time in Portland, and this show is spot on. I will be in Portland with the Jenny for our 4th annual Anne and Jenny Steak and Stripper-athon next week. It will be sweet! Super Sweet!
What is the longest word in the English language? You should read this NPR article to find out!
vs.
You Decide!
I saw the "King's Speech" the other night and Helena Bonham Carter was amazing in it. I would also like to point out that it was a good Bromance movie, not as good as "I love you man!" but as a historical Bromance movies, this one is pretty need. Anyway, Ms. Tim Burton, would like you to not fuck with your face.
Speaking of your face.. this is a creepy robot that scans your face and then tells you what to put into your face. :(
This is a robot that is learning how to "walk" the way humans do.. cool!
Oh Shit! You mean, I could have been the heir to a clothing empire had my grandma patented sewing a few extra buttons in the boob areas of her button down blouses!? Darn you Granny! * shakes fist angrily!
Have a good day kids!
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
I am taking a mental health day. Seriously, I have done shit all but eat and play MMORPGs
And I feeling great!
Rachel Maddow has up on her blog a seriously wicked awesome nerdy thing you can do with your new Kinect, if you have the know how. I am kinda in love with the noise the servos make, it is like the squeaking of adorable mice.
This guy is a fucking national treasure! It is only 19 days into the year.. and he has done a new exciting thing everyday so far. His goal is to investigate how he perceives time. The theory is that you do something new and wonderful each day you are alive, your life will feel like it takes a long time to do and that you will have more experiences that are fulfilling. The opposite of what most of us are doing, which is the same boring-assed thing day in and day out. My favorite so far is "Eating a meal with a homeless person". Check it out for sure. * Bonus cool thing, one of the things he has done is do the steps of a map your own genome kit. You should buy me one!
YAY! I got an upload email from the rathergood.com youtube site. Behold, Gypsy Punk Tainted Love Video!
Just remember kids, they are only call girls if they are alive, when they are dead.. they are hookers..zombie hookers for the win!
Also, Anne Hathaway.. is going to be Cat Woman! YAY!!!!!
OMG! Fucking Starbucks! This is super gross. Yes, I would like you to give me a coffee beverage that is the size of a full stomach.
Another gem from Rathergood.. I feel that this is how my mom "baby" cat thinks he looks when he is spazzing out.
So, my husband and I are some pretty raunchy people. The bodily noises really are a big crowd pleaser in our family. You can imagine then, my shock of reading this article.. and the feeling of sad face. People.. farts happen. Don't start stabbing people when they mention that you farted!
Rachel Maddow has up on her blog a seriously wicked awesome nerdy thing you can do with your new Kinect, if you have the know how. I am kinda in love with the noise the servos make, it is like the squeaking of adorable mice.
This guy is a fucking national treasure! It is only 19 days into the year.. and he has done a new exciting thing everyday so far. His goal is to investigate how he perceives time. The theory is that you do something new and wonderful each day you are alive, your life will feel like it takes a long time to do and that you will have more experiences that are fulfilling. The opposite of what most of us are doing, which is the same boring-assed thing day in and day out. My favorite so far is "Eating a meal with a homeless person". Check it out for sure. * Bonus cool thing, one of the things he has done is do the steps of a map your own genome kit. You should buy me one!
YAY! I got an upload email from the rathergood.com youtube site. Behold, Gypsy Punk Tainted Love Video!
Just remember kids, they are only call girls if they are alive, when they are dead.. they are hookers..zombie hookers for the win!
Also, Anne Hathaway.. is going to be Cat Woman! YAY!!!!!
OMG! Fucking Starbucks! This is super gross. Yes, I would like you to give me a coffee beverage that is the size of a full stomach.
Another gem from Rathergood.. I feel that this is how my mom "baby" cat thinks he looks when he is spazzing out.
So, my husband and I are some pretty raunchy people. The bodily noises really are a big crowd pleaser in our family. You can imagine then, my shock of reading this article.. and the feeling of sad face. People.. farts happen. Don't start stabbing people when they mention that you farted!
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
I totally snuggled a bunny on my way home from work today.
So, for the last few months, when I work week days and leave at 11PM. I take the bus with this guy.. and this guy owns a Netherlands Dwarf Bunny name Sweetpea. I have always admired from afar.. he gets on, she come outs of the carrier he snuggles her until his stop come up and then he puts back in the carrier. She licks his face and snuggles up under his chin and falls asleep. Tonight! Tonight, he sat across the aisle from me on the bus. I totally got to snuggle this bunny from Westlake and Denny to 35th Ave NE and NE 65th st. For serious!
And you didn't! Jealous!? You should be. I think that this might be a situation where I am going to have to do some hard negotiating with the hubs. I am smitten with this Lagomorpha.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Lets see how nerdy I can be.. and how nerdy my family encourages me to be.
Just now.. on face book. This happened.
My friend posted her status as:
india foxtrot yankee oscar uniform charlie alpha november uniform november delta echo romeo sierra tango alpha november delta tango hotel india sierra charlie oscar papa yankee alpha november delta papa alpha sierra tango echo tango oscar yankee oscar uniform romeo sierra tango alpha tango uniform sierra (let's see who ...gets it and follows the instructions--P.S. Don't give it away as reply
It is essentially International Phonetic Alphabet. * edit, what I thought was IPA is not it is NATO Phonetic Alphabet. My Bad.
this is what happed.
I posted it.
Then my adoptive uncle posted.
november oscar papa echo
Me:juliet echo romeo kilo
Uncle:alpha november delta tango hotel india sierra india sierra november echo whiskey hotel oscar whiskey?
Me: bravo echo sierra tango, whiskey echo alpha romeo echo sierra tango india lima lima alpha november sierra whiskey echo romeo india november golf india november india papa alpaha.... over out.
Me:shit typo. papa alpha romeo tango
I will get teased for not spell checking my last reply. Which was.. Best part, we are still answering in IPA.
How nerdy am I? Really?!
Buy me this chair!
I am kind of tempted to just start making these and selling them when I move up to the tundra for extra cash. I think that I could do this, when I magically stop being the laziest human ever.
This is something that I will be doing however. I am not going to have much space when I move up to the tundra.
Being someone who spend a lot of time reading game reviews because my husband thinks I care (I do most of the time) this is funny to me.
Because everyone should have a friend like that!
As someone who makes empty promises to people about good something will be, this picture is like my mascot.
In the future, dresses will be functional and creepy.
This is the most epic of Buddhist temples.
WORST. IDEA. EVER. LET'S DO IT!
Can you imagine how fucking smart I would be if I was attractive? Really!? Think about it. I am pretty damn smart, also clever and humble. I am not hot. I am kinda average. If I was a hot, I would be the President of Mensaland! People would be like, Madam President, Please.. can we barrow your eggs so that we might have children that are at least a small fraction of attractive and smart!
Way to be accurately creepy... lady who does Taylor Swift cover of You Belong To Me!
My friend posted her status as:
india foxtrot yankee oscar uniform charlie alpha november uniform november delta echo romeo sierra tango alpha november delta tango hotel india sierra charlie oscar papa yankee alpha november delta papa alpha sierra tango echo tango oscar yankee oscar uniform romeo sierra tango alpha tango uniform sierra (let's see who ...gets it and follows the instructions--P.S. Don't give it away as reply
It is essentially International Phonetic Alphabet. * edit, what I thought was IPA is not it is NATO Phonetic Alphabet. My Bad.
this is what happed.
I posted it.
Then my adoptive uncle posted.
november oscar papa echo
Me:juliet echo romeo kilo
Uncle:alpha november delta tango hotel india sierra india sierra november echo whiskey hotel oscar whiskey?
Me: bravo echo sierra tango, whiskey echo alpha romeo echo sierra tango india lima lima alpha november sierra whiskey echo romeo india november golf india november india papa alpaha.... over out.
Me:shit typo. papa alpha romeo tango
I will get teased for not spell checking my last reply. Which was.. Best part, we are still answering in IPA.
How nerdy am I? Really?!
Buy me this chair!
I am kind of tempted to just start making these and selling them when I move up to the tundra for extra cash. I think that I could do this, when I magically stop being the laziest human ever.
This is something that I will be doing however. I am not going to have much space when I move up to the tundra.
Being someone who spend a lot of time reading game reviews because my husband thinks I care (I do most of the time) this is funny to me.
Because everyone should have a friend like that!
As someone who makes empty promises to people about good something will be, this picture is like my mascot.
In the future, dresses will be functional and creepy.
This is the most epic of Buddhist temples.
WORST. IDEA. EVER. LET'S DO IT!
Can you imagine how fucking smart I would be if I was attractive? Really!? Think about it. I am pretty damn smart, also clever and humble. I am not hot. I am kinda average. If I was a hot, I would be the President of Mensaland! People would be like, Madam President, Please.. can we barrow your eggs so that we might have children that are at least a small fraction of attractive and smart!
Way to be accurately creepy... lady who does Taylor Swift cover of You Belong To Me!
Saturday, January 15, 2011
I go away for 4 days and all y'all go crazy pants!
I was away in Canada land for 4 days. I didn't check my email much, barely was on facebook, didn't check my blog stats or anything. I get back to the US and I try to catch up on my life.. and all of you have gone batshit nuts. Lets talk about this shall we?
I was raised by people who take the zodiac kinda seriously. I am a Sagittarius. I am actually by definition that sign. I was born smack dab in the middle of sign with all sorts of things in Sagittarius. So, when I was told by no less than 3 people via email and pretty much everyone on my Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, semaphore lovers support group that my sign had changed while I was away.. I researched if for like five minutes, looked at what a Serpentarian is supposed to be like, looked at the symbol for it and then like a Sagittarius would do. I made a doodle about what my combined sign would be if I wanted to have it tattooed, laughed, and said... that is bullshit I am a Sagittarius.
I would like to call it SerpANNEtarius.
Well fear not kids, people who posted the article don't know their shit and posted some shit that was wrong. Here is what happened.
One of the best youtube vlogs, I have ever seen. I wish I could help this dude out.
A few months ago, Jenny Peterson, sent me a series of this artists Youtube videos, I watched them and then was like.. wow.. I am not nearly high enough to enjoys these as much as I should. However, after some marination time.. I was reminded by BoingBoing.net about this artist.
iamamiwhoami! you should scroll down to the end for the YouTube link.
I am pretty sure that there is someplace in the back of your mind, where you have nightmares where your face is being printed on to your body.. which is that of a stuff animal.
"So, I like that he held his junk while he was running, and then when he hit the wall and got up he forgot to hold his junk." Yup, my sentiments exactly Kitty.
The latest internet meme is creepy. It is Sarah Palin Breathing. I would like her to quit breathing it is creepy.
Is it wrong of me to want this as a wall sized mural in my future house?
Oh hey, it is still flooding in Australia.
Also, I would just like to put out there that Moms are hella crazy.
Chinese Moms Are Better...
No.. White Moms are better...
Well actually abusive stage moms are better.
Hey, look the next generation of shitty moms are out there!
Interesting article about Olivia Munn..
Olivia Munn giving herself a self breast cancer exam..
hahaha fooled you!
I am done for now. Peace!
I was raised by people who take the zodiac kinda seriously. I am a Sagittarius. I am actually by definition that sign. I was born smack dab in the middle of sign with all sorts of things in Sagittarius. So, when I was told by no less than 3 people via email and pretty much everyone on my Facebook, Twitter, Blogger, semaphore lovers support group that my sign had changed while I was away.. I researched if for like five minutes, looked at what a Serpentarian is supposed to be like, looked at the symbol for it and then like a Sagittarius would do. I made a doodle about what my combined sign would be if I wanted to have it tattooed, laughed, and said... that is bullshit I am a Sagittarius.
I would like to call it SerpANNEtarius.
Well fear not kids, people who posted the article don't know their shit and posted some shit that was wrong. Here is what happened.
One of the best youtube vlogs, I have ever seen. I wish I could help this dude out.
A few months ago, Jenny Peterson, sent me a series of this artists Youtube videos, I watched them and then was like.. wow.. I am not nearly high enough to enjoys these as much as I should. However, after some marination time.. I was reminded by BoingBoing.net about this artist.
iamamiwhoami! you should scroll down to the end for the YouTube link.
I am pretty sure that there is someplace in the back of your mind, where you have nightmares where your face is being printed on to your body.. which is that of a stuff animal.
"So, I like that he held his junk while he was running, and then when he hit the wall and got up he forgot to hold his junk." Yup, my sentiments exactly Kitty.
The latest internet meme is creepy. It is Sarah Palin Breathing. I would like her to quit breathing it is creepy.
Is it wrong of me to want this as a wall sized mural in my future house?
Oh hey, it is still flooding in Australia.
Also, I would just like to put out there that Moms are hella crazy.
Chinese Moms Are Better...
No.. White Moms are better...
Well actually abusive stage moms are better.
Hey, look the next generation of shitty moms are out there!
Interesting article about Olivia Munn..
Olivia Munn giving herself a self breast cancer exam..
hahaha fooled you!
I am done for now. Peace!
Monday, January 10, 2011
Thriller Dancing Scientists, Pink Tentacle, Spatula Hate, WBC are douches!
Good Morning! Alarm Clock!
With that, this weekend was kind of shit. I am upset about what happened in Arizona. I know that everyone has something to say about it. I just feel sad and upset. Unfortunately, life is never going to be Utopian and we are always going to have tragedies like this. With this being said.. The Westboro Baptist Church should be named the Westboro Bigot Convention. What wastes of genetic material. Seriously, they are what we on the internets call trolls. It sucks that people feed them.
To brighten your mood and mine.. lets go look at some Pink Tentacle! It will make it better I assure you.
Didn't I tell you it will make you feel better?
You know what I like. I like people dancing to Thriller. I also am a friend of Scientists!
They are two great tastes that taste great together.
I think that the asshole in this article is stupid. Yes! I will promote nerve damage! That's the ticket. You are a douche. I hope what happens is that your whole arm gets infected because you were retarded enough to spend the last five years picking up fucking hot shit with your bare hands. DIAF!
Vibrator Bomb. Enough said.
Sold. Who wouldn't spend 15,0000$ on limited edition Legend of Zelda dishware!
Intermission. I spend my life wanting this music to play while I do chores and errands!
And then when I go to bed I want this to play.
Fuck Yea! GHOSTBUSTERS 3!
Apparently humans are not the only people who become aggressive maters when it is cold. So, do butterflies!
Oh, this is a nail that heads been hit! It is so funny because it is sooo true. Firefly=MadMen
I kind of want to meet Matt Inman of The Oatmeal and have sex with him so he will blog about it.. Oh wait, I am married and my husband would only let me have sex with women. :(
Soon, I will be living in Canada. I will have larva, they will be forced to play hockey by their father. We want our kids coach to be like this. It will give them character and stuff.
Oh.. and I have this song stuck in my head.
With that, this weekend was kind of shit. I am upset about what happened in Arizona. I know that everyone has something to say about it. I just feel sad and upset. Unfortunately, life is never going to be Utopian and we are always going to have tragedies like this. With this being said.. The Westboro Baptist Church should be named the Westboro Bigot Convention. What wastes of genetic material. Seriously, they are what we on the internets call trolls. It sucks that people feed them.
To brighten your mood and mine.. lets go look at some Pink Tentacle! It will make it better I assure you.
Didn't I tell you it will make you feel better?
You know what I like. I like people dancing to Thriller. I also am a friend of Scientists!
They are two great tastes that taste great together.
I think that the asshole in this article is stupid. Yes! I will promote nerve damage! That's the ticket. You are a douche. I hope what happens is that your whole arm gets infected because you were retarded enough to spend the last five years picking up fucking hot shit with your bare hands. DIAF!
Vibrator Bomb. Enough said.
Sold. Who wouldn't spend 15,0000$ on limited edition Legend of Zelda dishware!
Intermission. I spend my life wanting this music to play while I do chores and errands!
And then when I go to bed I want this to play.
Fuck Yea! GHOSTBUSTERS 3!
Apparently humans are not the only people who become aggressive maters when it is cold. So, do butterflies!
Oh, this is a nail that heads been hit! It is so funny because it is sooo true. Firefly=MadMen
I kind of want to meet Matt Inman of The Oatmeal and have sex with him so he will blog about it.. Oh wait, I am married and my husband would only let me have sex with women. :(
Soon, I will be living in Canada. I will have larva, they will be forced to play hockey by their father. We want our kids coach to be like this. It will give them character and stuff.
Oh.. and I have this song stuck in my head.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Happy Birthday Joey Veltkamp, You are a my favorite Bear in a Bear costume!
Once upon a time. There was a magical land where I was a customer service representative for a .com. It was a magical time where I made decent money, had decent hours, had decent benefits, like most of the people I worked with and I met really amazing honest to goodness artists. People who have talent, where as I have retarded notion that I can write coherently and that people read my shitty blog.
People I have met there are Jenny Peterson and through her Matt Kane. I have met Kate Hailey, Liz Gibson and Chelsea Fisher.. However, none of them have the sense of irony that Joey Veltkamp has.
I am going to tell you the best story ever!
Halloween, 2 or 3 years ago. In this magical land. There was a costume contest. I dressed up as a hedgehog. I loved my costume.. no one really got it. They are are all stupid ( we have discussed this before). Jenny, dressed up Kate Bush from the Babushkah video. Every man in the office that wasn't gay was all retarded because she was essentially naked. Every woman who was an uptight retard was all butt hurt and catty. However.. Joey.. Joey was the most amazingly ironic thing ever. Joey.. is a wonderful person. Snuggly and cuddly and giggles. Like a bear. He also happens to be.. and I don't feel like I am outing him since his blog as rainbows all over it is a Bear.. so what does he dress up as?! A FUCKING BEAR! BEST COSTUME EVER! Like.. if I went dressed up as a dog.. it still wouldn't be as funny or ironic because well.. not everyone knows that a female dog is a bitch. Still... I loves it and I loves him.
Happy Birthday Joey Veltkamp. I wish I had as much talent as your hairy left toe.
Wonderful Blog!
Lovely Art!
Creepy But Awesome Google Image Search Of His Name!
Ok. Linky
Apparently in 1973 there was a magazine geared toward young ladies who were into "Glitter Rock"
If I was in Romania.. my mom would be able to charge for her services.. but then she would be taxed heavily.
Either way.. it is still slippery when wet!
It is good to know... that if something shitty happens to my future pet turtle.. I can have someone make them into a cool roboturtle!
Apparently there is a website where you can custom make sextoys!? And then did you know that people are fucking weird and make weird ones, screen capture them and then send them into to Gizmodo!? Who Knew!
Oh Man... I LOVES ME SOME COKE!
FYI. When you are a rude.. it poisons me!
So, I don't know what to say about this. I took a "geek" test. My score was 75.12129% which they categorize as " Dysfunctional Geek"..
People I have met there are Jenny Peterson and through her Matt Kane. I have met Kate Hailey, Liz Gibson and Chelsea Fisher.. However, none of them have the sense of irony that Joey Veltkamp has.
I am going to tell you the best story ever!
Halloween, 2 or 3 years ago. In this magical land. There was a costume contest. I dressed up as a hedgehog. I loved my costume.. no one really got it. They are are all stupid ( we have discussed this before). Jenny, dressed up Kate Bush from the Babushkah video. Every man in the office that wasn't gay was all retarded because she was essentially naked. Every woman who was an uptight retard was all butt hurt and catty. However.. Joey.. Joey was the most amazingly ironic thing ever. Joey.. is a wonderful person. Snuggly and cuddly and giggles. Like a bear. He also happens to be.. and I don't feel like I am outing him since his blog as rainbows all over it is a Bear.. so what does he dress up as?! A FUCKING BEAR! BEST COSTUME EVER! Like.. if I went dressed up as a dog.. it still wouldn't be as funny or ironic because well.. not everyone knows that a female dog is a bitch. Still... I loves it and I loves him.
Happy Birthday Joey Veltkamp. I wish I had as much talent as your hairy left toe.
Wonderful Blog!
Lovely Art!
Creepy But Awesome Google Image Search Of His Name!
Ok. Linky
Apparently in 1973 there was a magazine geared toward young ladies who were into "Glitter Rock"
If I was in Romania.. my mom would be able to charge for her services.. but then she would be taxed heavily.
Either way.. it is still slippery when wet!
It is good to know... that if something shitty happens to my future pet turtle.. I can have someone make them into a cool roboturtle!
Apparently there is a website where you can custom make sextoys!? And then did you know that people are fucking weird and make weird ones, screen capture them and then send them into to Gizmodo!? Who Knew!
Oh Man... I LOVES ME SOME COKE!
FYI. When you are a rude.. it poisons me!
So, I don't know what to say about this. I took a "geek" test. My score was 75.12129% which they categorize as " Dysfunctional Geek"..
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
For some reason Blogger is acting weird, Activate Email Posting!
I was going to be all sorts of clever and post some witty subject for the post I am writing but yea.. stupid Blogger. I will come back and edit it when it is done being stupid.
My last post was about how the end of the world is nigh! What with all the crazy that is going down in the links below.
7 killed in freak lightning storm in South Africa
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/03/AR2011010301618.html
Perth Australia is Flooded "Biblically"
However, something similar happen last year with hail, so I am thinking that everyone in Perth are drama queens.
Then, THERE WERE THE BIRDS!!! and fish.. BUT THE BIRD OH GOD THE BIRDS!! and bumblebees.. OH DON'T FORGET BIRDS AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Well, it looks like the answer is.. Happenstance. Weird shit is happening.. and it is freaking out the people who believe in The Rapture.
Today, while I was waiting for the bus I happened to be bored enough to look at the free periodical stand.. and I came across a Evangelical magazine called Signs of the Times. This article was interesting.. I guess if you believe in The Rapture and The Second Coming.. then wow it is a doozy I guess.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Hey.. did you hear.. the rapture is happening this year.. lets see what we can find in the new to "support" our claim!
Hello Blog Readers? I know that you are out there because my stats don't lie.. but I feel like you all don't comment anymore and that hurts my feeling (yes, one feeling).
I want to talk about things that seem to be creepying up lately. Did you know that May 21, 2011 is Judgement Day and that October 21, 2011 is The Rapture! This site says so! If I wasn't someone who thought that shit was kind of dumb.. I would kind of start to believe them. Because.. Look at this shit!
5,000 Blackbirds fell out of the sky in Arkansas! And then, 100,000 fish wash up on the shores of the Arkansas river 100 miles away from the birds! Now, there are people who are saying that is probably disease or poisoning. However, there are also those who believe that they just got confused! Or... they ran into each other!
I was willing to just chalk it up to even animals hate Arkansas so much, they want to commit suicide.... just a few hours ago.. there was a report that 23 birds just ate shit and died in Japan!http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/01/03/Japan-on-alert-after-finding-dead-birds/UPI-41861294114121/
I wonder if this retard is from Arkansas as well..
In other stuff... I have recently started doing MMORPGS.. and I must say, I am having a fun time. I am currently trying out MapleStory. I am liking it so far. We shall see. My character that I am playing right now is name Polyxenia... my account name is b33k33p3r. If you play.. come find me and friend me.
Why am I bringing this up? Well.. someday, I might be this parent!
I have some sad sad news. Two amazing pop culture icons died today. Both of cancer.
Pete Postlethwaite, who is one of my favorite actors.
And.. Anne Francis, she starred in Forbidden Planet.
Oh and Happy Birthday J.R.R Tolkien!
Well, I am going to listen to some Best Of Bootie!
Peace!
I want to talk about things that seem to be creepying up lately. Did you know that May 21, 2011 is Judgement Day and that October 21, 2011 is The Rapture! This site says so! If I wasn't someone who thought that shit was kind of dumb.. I would kind of start to believe them. Because.. Look at this shit!
5,000 Blackbirds fell out of the sky in Arkansas! And then, 100,000 fish wash up on the shores of the Arkansas river 100 miles away from the birds! Now, there are people who are saying that is probably disease or poisoning. However, there are also those who believe that they just got confused! Or... they ran into each other!
I was willing to just chalk it up to even animals hate Arkansas so much, they want to commit suicide.... just a few hours ago.. there was a report that 23 birds just ate shit and died in Japan!http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/01/03/Japan-on-alert-after-finding-dead-birds/UPI-41861294114121/
I wonder if this retard is from Arkansas as well..
In other stuff... I have recently started doing MMORPGS.. and I must say, I am having a fun time. I am currently trying out MapleStory. I am liking it so far. We shall see. My character that I am playing right now is name Polyxenia... my account name is b33k33p3r. If you play.. come find me and friend me.
Why am I bringing this up? Well.. someday, I might be this parent!
I have some sad sad news. Two amazing pop culture icons died today. Both of cancer.
Pete Postlethwaite, who is one of my favorite actors.
And.. Anne Francis, she starred in Forbidden Planet.
Oh and Happy Birthday J.R.R Tolkien!
Well, I am going to listen to some Best Of Bootie!
Peace!
Saturday, January 1, 2011
New Traditions And Housekeeping
Happy New Year! Woot! 01.01.11 that is like binary or something. My mom whom I have been living with (with the 2 month exception earlier in 2010) for a year started what I think is a great tradition today at breakfast. Actually have breakfast on the cleared off dining room table. Where you sit down. Eat food off of a plate with a set of cutlery and the use of a napkin. There was tea poured and orange juice in little cups. It was a delightful thing and I think that when I have kids, it will be one that I will enforce with pain of death.
I have also decided that this week will be clean up my interwebs week. I will go through and update blogrolls, actually tag posts, delete people from social media who I am pretty sure only added me because well.. they are friend whores and I think try to really get down to the root of the issues I have with my own internet presence.
2010 was a craptastic year for me, I am really hopeful that 2011 will be a great improvement. I have sent the last bit of paperwork that I needed to the Canadian Govt. Hopefully, my hubs and I will be reunited in the next few months. I feel that I am also about start on some grand epic self reliance quest. I hope I get massive XP (experience points)and level up.
Linking It Up!
Pogo
Help him fund his next Worldmixing Project through Kickstarter!
Dear Popular Mechanics. YOU ARE EPICALLY AMAZINGLY ( Interesting side note about this link.. I have been in the Columbia Tower Club's Ladies Powder Room, Peeing in the clouds is the only way to pee!) COOL!
Wendy's Traning Video
Would you like to know more about genomes? Yes, Genomes.. not Gnomes.. that is.. oh screw it! Click the link.
A great stable marriage is managed through your partners ability to let you grow as a person. NY Times says so.
AWESOME ANIMAL TIME!
Polar bears are cooler than you are.
2011 is the year of the Turtle.
Nature is entertaining.. even jaded city dwellers can not stop taking shitty cell phone pictures of a hawk showin' down on some pigeon.
I know that Xmas was a week and a bit ago.. but this was too priceless not to share.
I dump 4 u santa
I have also decided that this week will be clean up my interwebs week. I will go through and update blogrolls, actually tag posts, delete people from social media who I am pretty sure only added me because well.. they are friend whores and I think try to really get down to the root of the issues I have with my own internet presence.
2010 was a craptastic year for me, I am really hopeful that 2011 will be a great improvement. I have sent the last bit of paperwork that I needed to the Canadian Govt. Hopefully, my hubs and I will be reunited in the next few months. I feel that I am also about start on some grand epic self reliance quest. I hope I get massive XP (experience points)and level up.
Linking It Up!
Pogo
Help him fund his next Worldmixing Project through Kickstarter!
Dear Popular Mechanics. YOU ARE EPICALLY AMAZINGLY ( Interesting side note about this link.. I have been in the Columbia Tower Club's Ladies Powder Room, Peeing in the clouds is the only way to pee!) COOL!
Wendy's Traning Video
Would you like to know more about genomes? Yes, Genomes.. not Gnomes.. that is.. oh screw it! Click the link.
A great stable marriage is managed through your partners ability to let you grow as a person. NY Times says so.
AWESOME ANIMAL TIME!
Polar bears are cooler than you are.
2011 is the year of the Turtle.
Nature is entertaining.. even jaded city dwellers can not stop taking shitty cell phone pictures of a hawk showin' down on some pigeon.
I know that Xmas was a week and a bit ago.. but this was too priceless not to share.
I dump 4 u santa
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