Once upon a time. There was a magical land where I was a customer service representative for a .com. It was a magical time where I made decent money, had decent hours, had decent benefits, like most of the people I worked with and I met really amazing honest to goodness artists. People who have talent, where as I have retarded notion that I can write coherently and that people read my shitty blog.
People I have met there are Jenny Peterson and through her Matt Kane. I have met Kate Hailey, Liz Gibson and Chelsea Fisher.. However, none of them have the sense of irony that Joey Veltkamp has.
I am going to tell you the best story ever!
Halloween, 2 or 3 years ago. In this magical land. There was a costume contest. I dressed up as a hedgehog. I loved my costume.. no one really got it. They are are all stupid ( we have discussed this before). Jenny, dressed up Kate Bush from the Babushkah video. Every man in the office that wasn't gay was all retarded because she was essentially naked. Every woman who was an uptight retard was all butt hurt and catty. However.. Joey.. Joey was the most amazingly ironic thing ever. Joey.. is a wonderful person. Snuggly and cuddly and giggles. Like a bear. He also happens to be.. and I don't feel like I am outing him since his blog as rainbows all over it is a Bear.. so what does he dress up as?! A FUCKING BEAR! BEST COSTUME EVER! Like.. if I went dressed up as a dog.. it still wouldn't be as funny or ironic because well.. not everyone knows that a female dog is a bitch. Still... I loves it and I loves him.
Happy Birthday Joey Veltkamp. I wish I had as much talent as your hairy left toe.
Wonderful Blog!
Lovely Art!
Creepy But Awesome Google Image Search Of His Name!
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Apparently in 1973 there was a magazine geared toward young ladies who were into "Glitter Rock"
If I was in Romania.. my mom would be able to charge for her services.. but then she would be taxed heavily.
Either way.. it is still slippery when wet!
It is good to know... that if something shitty happens to my future pet turtle.. I can have someone make them into a cool roboturtle!
Apparently there is a website where you can custom make sextoys!? And then did you know that people are fucking weird and make weird ones, screen capture them and then send them into to Gizmodo!? Who Knew!
Oh Man... I LOVES ME SOME COKE!
FYI. When you are a rude.. it poisons me!
So, I don't know what to say about this. I took a "geek" test. My score was 75.12129% which they categorize as " Dysfunctional Geek"..
hahahahahhaha - hell fucking yeah! I went all meta (and shit!). :)
ReplyDeleteI remember when those costumes made their debut (I made two - one for me, one for my then partner). We showed up at an art party and the entire reaction was like, "huh, bears going as bears. real original." they never got it - but you know who of course got it? The chick that dressed up as a hedgehog! ;)
Haha - yes, I had several straight co-workers ask me if I'd send them the pic of Jenny in her costume (and of course I said, "No way, creep!")
Thanks for the post, Anne!! xo