No, Anne.. you and your mom are not Han Solo and Chewie.

My husband finally broke down and got a big kid apartment. My mom and I were supposed to go up and help him move his stuff into it. However, he also asked me to bring up stuff we had in storage. We didn't have the paperwork, she and I tried to pass it off as stuff that was just in van. Border Patrol, WAS NOT IMPRESSED! We got told to never do it again. :(  Oh well, now we know.

lets look at some newsienews. Did you news means North East West South? Did you ??

I hate assholes who think it is perfectly ok to just put up offensive shit and then act as if he is perfectly unaware that it is offensive.

In New York, they think that it is important to tell us that bartenders have physically taxing jobs. I know this, I went to bartending school... however.. really, do you have to write a big ol' article about how they are shaking martinis too hard and thus get tennis elbow. 

NOOOOO!!!! DON'T GET RID OF THIS!!!! Whipahol is a creation sent from the gods to make our deliciousness more amazings and delicious! DO NOT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!! NOOOOOO!!!! ( Stupid, college students and their binge drinking ruining all the things that I love. First you make it so I can't make my favorite cocktail of my misspent youth and now you don't want me to put alcoholic whipped cream on my blow jobs!)

The people over at the dark place of the internet where you go to masturbate, like to spy on you to see where else you go to pull your pud.  Dear People who spy on me while I watch porn. Would you believe me if I told you that I only go to on PornHub for anthropological reasons? No? Hmm... However, 4Chan.. do you believe me now? Maybe?

Interesting social experiment.. would you tell off a dad if he was gay bashing his son in public?
I have actually told off several people who do this. I even get super bitchy when people I love, say that something is gay. I ask them what is gay about it? how did they know? Then they usually say that they are sorry.

This kind of reminds me of the best idea for an episode of Murder She Wrote.  It involves Angela Landsbury killing everyone in the town.

SLEEP OVER AT HUGO CHAVEZ'S HOUSE!!

Atta boy! Way to stick it to the cheating whore!

However, I am sure that she couldn't help it, it is in her genetic makeup. 

This is a super interesting article about how size relates to how you feel about what is going to kill you in video games. Quick, get the mushroom!

Ok, off to watch more Angel. :D

Glenn Beck is gay? Why 4chan wants you to not have a kid, baby dinosaurs and what I want to be when I am an old lady!

Morning Hepcats and Kittens!

I think that Glenn Beck doesn't understand that when you have two men on the cover of a book with a kid.. the way not to look like moparents is to not have one picking up the kid and having a face snuggle while the other one is looking on proudly. 

For someone who is trying really hard to break that closeted homosexual vibe.. Glenn Beck is a failin'.

These people should have an abortion.. because they don't deserve to have children if they are going to put an online poll up asking if they should have an abortion. Also, you are idiots for not knowing the interwebs will 4chan your ass if you post something like that. REALLY!??!?!?!! /b/tards will do anything having to do with dead babies.

Worst Bridesmaids Ever! Best No Longer Bride Ever!  :(

It makes me want to have two pets.. and name them Bouba and Kiki!

ZOMG!!!! FACEBOOK IS RUINING MARRIAGES!!!!!!! Which is funny.. since one of the only reason why my marriage is working out rather well is that I have a long standing Sunday morning date with my husband to play Scrabble on Facebook while we are on Skype.

So.. super sad Nobel Prize News. They are unable to fully award the candidate for the peace prize because China is dildos!

BABY!  DINOSAURS!

When I am a Gran.. I will be a SUPER GRAN!