It is turning out.. so far not to suck as bad.. however..

I have only been 26 for a day. However in that day I have done a lot of fun magical things.

I went to breakfast and ate pie with Jenny !

I went to Westlake Center and rode on the carousel with Matt and Krissy! There was a guy who looked like a cool rusty statue. I ate mini-donuts.

I was an asshole and yelled.. LLOOOOKK ITS MY BIIRTTTHHDAAAYYY ANNNDD III AAMM RRIIIDDIINNGG AAA CCAARROOUUSSELLL!!!!

uh.. oh wait that is all I did on my birthday. I got a lot of phone calls and Facebook messages. Tonight, I will be going out to The Melting Pot.. mmmmm melted cheese... mmmmmmmm

Tomorrow, I have a job interview, * crosses fingers* then I will be going out with my home girls for happy hour.
The rest of the week.. will be Peter and Anne time! YAY!!!!

Linkages

The origins of Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo!
Cthulucox! It brings tentacle porn to a whole new level. ( Minorly NSFW)
Holy Shit! The roof is comin' down!

I feel like this pretty much everyday...



I kind of want this.. I know it is a game about dog poop.. but I must have the Kackle Dackle!

This is wrong as well.. mmmm roadkill

* Swoon * John Cusack= Edgar Allan Poe * Swoon*

LITTLE DRUMMER BOY / PEACE ON EARTH DEATH MATCH!!!!!

Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy with Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly from Will Ferrell

No, Anne.. you and your mom are not Han Solo and Chewie.

My husband finally broke down and got a big kid apartment. My mom and I were supposed to go up and help him move his stuff into it. However, he also asked me to bring up stuff we had in storage. We didn't have the paperwork, she and I tried to pass it off as stuff that was just in van. Border Patrol, WAS NOT IMPRESSED! We got told to never do it again. :(  Oh well, now we know.

lets look at some newsienews. Did you news means North East West South? Did you ??

I hate assholes who think it is perfectly ok to just put up offensive shit and then act as if he is perfectly unaware that it is offensive.

In New York, they think that it is important to tell us that bartenders have physically taxing jobs. I know this, I went to bartending school... however.. really, do you have to write a big ol' article about how they are shaking martinis too hard and thus get tennis elbow. 

NOOOOO!!!! DON'T GET RID OF THIS!!!! Whipahol is a creation sent from the gods to make our deliciousness more amazings and delicious! DO NOT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!! NOOOOOO!!!! ( Stupid, college students and their binge drinking ruining all the things that I love. First you make it so I can't make my favorite cocktail of my misspent youth and now you don't want me to put alcoholic whipped cream on my blow jobs!)

The people over at the dark place of the internet where you go to masturbate, like to spy on you to see where else you go to pull your pud.  Dear People who spy on me while I watch porn. Would you believe me if I told you that I only go to on PornHub for anthropological reasons? No? Hmm... However, 4Chan.. do you believe me now? Maybe?

Interesting social experiment.. would you tell off a dad if he was gay bashing his son in public?
I have actually told off several people who do this. I even get super bitchy when people I love, say that something is gay. I ask them what is gay about it? how did they know? Then they usually say that they are sorry.

This kind of reminds me of the best idea for an episode of Murder She Wrote.  It involves Angela Landsbury killing everyone in the town.

SLEEP OVER AT HUGO CHAVEZ'S HOUSE!!

Atta boy! Way to stick it to the cheating whore!

However, I am sure that she couldn't help it, it is in her genetic makeup. 

This is a super interesting article about how size relates to how you feel about what is going to kill you in video games. Quick, get the mushroom!

Ok, off to watch more Angel. :D

Cat in box, boxy fox, fox with cox.. Oh, fuck it I can't rhyme anymore!

Good Mornin' Y'all.

I have a bunch of neato burrito stuff to shows you. 

This feline is blowin' up the internets with its unholy love of all things made of cardboard that has the ability to contain things. Maru!

In the grand tradition of Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches
American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator
Cums the next REALLY AWESOME PORNO BASED ON A MOVIE!!! PRON!

There is also, this little gem that is not a porno.. but probably could be if it really wanted to.. Red Riding Hood, it is looking to have some sexy sex in it. + Gary Oldman.. mmmmmmmm ( *** Update.. Nevermind it is like Twilight.. with only werewolves.. don't bother)

Newest Japanese Popstar... is a hologram. Much along the same technology that makes Gorillaz  possible to tour.  I have a group of homies.. who have agreed, that they are willing to pay up to 250$ USD to see this if it comes to town. SOO RADS!

Speaking of anime.. My friend Kitty is super rad.. and we usually have the same tastes in Anime.. she hipped me to Ouran High School Host Club.. however.. Really!? A Host Club.. in a highschool? If you don't know what that is.. you should read this helpful wiki.

Apparently, when male spiders of the wasp variety gittin' jiggy, they actually break it off into that bitch. Crazy yo! So they prefer virgin spiders to do that with because you don't want to break that shit off into another man's bitch.

I guess, I should just start telling people that I was raised in the way of most Amazonian children, which is.. if my parents are having sex with you.. then you are another parent.

Tetris may help cure PTSD.. however.. have you had a Tetris addiction? I have, it ain't pretty. First off, you play it in your dreams. Actually anytime your eyes are closed you see the tetras falling. Also, you can never hear any other music than 8-Bit classical. I KID YOU NOT!

I would like to also urge people to adopt an endangered word. 

That is all for now.