You know I'll never be lonely.. you're my only... you're my best friend.. Freddie Mercury.

I woke up this morning all gung-ho about posting the Home Star Runner -Labor Day Song.. However.. today is a day that is more important than Labor Day..

Today, would have been Freddie Mercury's 65th Birthday. I wrote in the past about John Lennon's Birthday.. and how he was a visionary.  Even though I love John Lennon.. I would trade him in for Freddie Mercury.

I have a great personal connection with him.. I was raised in Drag Queen Land.  Many of my mother's friends when I was very young, were amazingly sensitive, charismatic, imaginative, creative gay men who wanted to change the world with their ability to sing show tunes in 6 in. stilettos and sequined mini dress.

I was a strange, awkward and misunderstood child. I talked weird, played weird, dressed weird and felt like no one understood me. My mother being a smart and insightful person, introduced me to glam rock , girl metal and punk.. in the hopes that I would see people just like me and feel a sense of acceptance. I did, and my "Uncle Freddy" was the ring leader.

I remember pretty vividly listening to the Flash soundtrack in my underpants and a sheet in a weird toga/cape thing, wearing my mom's makeup and dancing like I was a rooster/snake/ballerina. I didn't give a shit, I was being like my idle.. "Uncle Freddie!"

This is the man I wanted to be when I grew up.

I also find it so amazing that he is a rock god, in a world where most men who listen to rock are homophobic, was well... A QUEEN!

Next year, I shall be participating in Freddie For A Day. I gotta start working on my costume so that it is really epic!



Please read this letter from Brian May over at the Google Blog.

Please go post a Birthday Message to Freddie over at HappyBirthdayFreddieMercury.com

Go to YouTube and watch the birthday messages from celebrities, the 65th birthday tribute video, that shows you who Freddie really was, and of course watch Queen Videos all day.

Ongoing Coverage of Anne's Birthday Week aka Birthmakah!

So, going to The Melting Pot with fam, was totally awesome on Monday night.. unfortunately, we got water boarded with Christmas songs all night. Last night I went out to Smash Wine Bar with Kitty, Jessica, Jonathan and Rachael. It was Yummy. I got pressies. I will post them later.. Today, hopefully I will be going up to Canada to see the hubs. I say hopefully because last time I tried to see him, I was also doing a bad impersonation of Han Solo and got pinched at the border.

Linkings?!

Daaa daa daa daa doo doo doo doo Katamari Damacy !!!!! The board game!

Super Exciting! GAY BIG BANG THEORY! Look Matt! It is us!

I have been watching Ouran Highschool Host Club.. and after reading this article. I want to go to Japan and just pay people to be interested in me.

When photoshopping goes really fucking awesome!

Unfortunately, I will never be smart enough to figure out how to hack a Kinect.. :(


G.T.A MOTHA FUCKA!

This is classy .. Oh the 70's where there was a song in your heart and venereal disease was all the rage.

No, Anne.. you and your mom are not Han Solo and Chewie.

My husband finally broke down and got a big kid apartment. My mom and I were supposed to go up and help him move his stuff into it. However, he also asked me to bring up stuff we had in storage. We didn't have the paperwork, she and I tried to pass it off as stuff that was just in van. Border Patrol, WAS NOT IMPRESSED! We got told to never do it again. :(  Oh well, now we know.

lets look at some newsienews. Did you news means North East West South? Did you ??

I hate assholes who think it is perfectly ok to just put up offensive shit and then act as if he is perfectly unaware that it is offensive.

In New York, they think that it is important to tell us that bartenders have physically taxing jobs. I know this, I went to bartending school... however.. really, do you have to write a big ol' article about how they are shaking martinis too hard and thus get tennis elbow. 

NOOOOO!!!! DON'T GET RID OF THIS!!!! Whipahol is a creation sent from the gods to make our deliciousness more amazings and delicious! DO NOT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!! NOOOOOO!!!! ( Stupid, college students and their binge drinking ruining all the things that I love. First you make it so I can't make my favorite cocktail of my misspent youth and now you don't want me to put alcoholic whipped cream on my blow jobs!)

The people over at the dark place of the internet where you go to masturbate, like to spy on you to see where else you go to pull your pud.  Dear People who spy on me while I watch porn. Would you believe me if I told you that I only go to on PornHub for anthropological reasons? No? Hmm... However, 4Chan.. do you believe me now? Maybe?

Interesting social experiment.. would you tell off a dad if he was gay bashing his son in public?
I have actually told off several people who do this. I even get super bitchy when people I love, say that something is gay. I ask them what is gay about it? how did they know? Then they usually say that they are sorry.

This kind of reminds me of the best idea for an episode of Murder She Wrote.  It involves Angela Landsbury killing everyone in the town.

SLEEP OVER AT HUGO CHAVEZ'S HOUSE!!

Atta boy! Way to stick it to the cheating whore!

However, I am sure that she couldn't help it, it is in her genetic makeup. 

This is a super interesting article about how size relates to how you feel about what is going to kill you in video games. Quick, get the mushroom!

Ok, off to watch more Angel. :D

My manager is dreamy! Unfortunately.... we both don't swing that way.

The one manager at my job that I can stand, is pretty amazing. I am pretty sure that he could actually be considered a friend. Which is crazy since most managers aren't very friendly, but he is. It also helps that he is the same age as my old brother, likes all of the nerdy things I like and is catty. I wrote about him once before, he got vajazzaloped. I walk into work the other day.. and he was like, "pssst, come here, I have a present for you." Then some other employee walked in the room and there was a moment of " we must not let this person know our secret" which then faded into " oh, fuck it, I drew you a doodle."

LOOK AT HOW EPIC THIS DOODLE IS!

So yea, pretty amazingly epic. And a true story. 

I spent most of the day yesterday thinking about, dreading, kind of being excited about SMOWS! ( that is what I am calling snow this year.) Seattle is currently under like 2 in. which is like a big fucking deal. My mom's cats are being neurotic and my hedgie is being grumpy and huffly. 

This article upsets me. I have been told by people who have had children that I am being a big juvenile baby about it, I don't care. Breast Milk Cocktails are creepy. I am not letting my hubs anywhere near my sweater cows while I am breast feeding. I do not care.

In Canada they are trying to shame men into not being rapists. I am not sure how that works.. I mean.. yes, you could probably stop guys from taking advantage of drunk girls. However, hardcore rapists.. they are going to rape. * side bar* CHARLOTTE KING REPORTED THE RAPE AND IDENTIFIED THE RAPIST!! YAY!!!

Pinball Wizard!

I am not too sure about this. It is either amazingly campy and great, or just German and slightly homophobic.

In Scotland.. journalism is harsh. They straight call a spade a spade.. or well a child molester a monster.

YOU ARE A DOCTOR! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO EAT AN ARTICHOKE!

ARACHNID!


Don't worry about cancer.. these underpants will save you from getting when you go through the pornoscanner.

I need to have one of these. JENGA CHEAT GUN!

Glenn Beck is gay? Why 4chan wants you to not have a kid, baby dinosaurs and what I want to be when I am an old lady!

Morning Hepcats and Kittens!

I think that Glenn Beck doesn't understand that when you have two men on the cover of a book with a kid.. the way not to look like moparents is to not have one picking up the kid and having a face snuggle while the other one is looking on proudly. 

For someone who is trying really hard to break that closeted homosexual vibe.. Glenn Beck is a failin'.

These people should have an abortion.. because they don't deserve to have children if they are going to put an online poll up asking if they should have an abortion. Also, you are idiots for not knowing the interwebs will 4chan your ass if you post something like that. REALLY!??!?!?!! /b/tards will do anything having to do with dead babies.

Worst Bridesmaids Ever! Best No Longer Bride Ever!  :(

It makes me want to have two pets.. and name them Bouba and Kiki!

ZOMG!!!! FACEBOOK IS RUINING MARRIAGES!!!!!!! Which is funny.. since one of the only reason why my marriage is working out rather well is that I have a long standing Sunday morning date with my husband to play Scrabble on Facebook while we are on Skype.

So.. super sad Nobel Prize News. They are unable to fully award the candidate for the peace prize because China is dildos!

BABY!  DINOSAURS!

When I am a Gran.. I will be a SUPER GRAN!

And now back to not being lazy and in relatively good health!

It is time for catching up on the internets. I have been occupied with life as of recent and so now.. I need to compensate but sitting on my fat ass for a couple of hours while I regurgitate things for you.

First item. Happy Veterans/Remembrance Day.

Here are some items I found earlier this week that I was going to post but instead wrote a long rant about people being raped. :(

I am tired of people who are not enlightened in the slightest, insisting that any bullying is ok, if it is to gay kids. They are douchebags for insisting that the recent campaigns against bullying are an evil plot to push the gay agenda. DIAF!

This kids parents should get a medal. I am all about teaching your child to fight for their free speech. I also get super annoyed when school have retarded dress codes.

I read this, cried and then pretty much made up my mind to buy a print next pay day.

I think most definitely think that parents who do not provide money for their kids to eat.. should have to pay for it by social shaming. However, it shouldn't be the tax payers burden.. I think that there should be a tattoo put on their heads that says, "I am a fucking douche canoe, that doesn't care enough about my children to provide them with food. Please mock and stone me."

Dear Texas... DIAF! Seriously please secede from the union.

I really want one of these. 

This is pretty amazing, great article on how and why jellyfish only sting what they want to sting.

BRILLIANT IDEA! However, I don't think however I can get away with doing this when I have larva.

What?! Lesbian families have a 0% child abuse rate!  " Duh, No shit!" Says, my husband.

This guy should be waterboarded until he dies, then revived, then waterboarded again till he dies again, then revived... and then asked if President Bush should get a medal.

MMMMMMMMMMM Nintendo Characters.. it's whats for dinner. Read this persons entire blog... NOW!

I also want you to buy me this! Or.. make it for me really.

A man lost 27 lbs. on the convenience store diet.. however he really doesn't recommend it.

Bob Marley is an all mellowing force to screaming asshole toddlers.

Whoopsies!

Don't forget kids, November 17th is National Unfriend People On Facebook Day!

I didn't make it

Last night I wanted to stay up until 4 so I could fight crime tonight.. however.. I didn't make it. I totally passed out at like 2 Am.

So.. Good morning.

Some good stuff has happened so far today.

The Guggenheim opened it's YouTube Exhibit, Huffington Post was kind enough to give us the top 25. YAY! Die Antwoord made it on there. As well, as a really awesome rap video made with images from the Disney, Alice in Wonderland cartoon.

Do you want to be gay, get married and adopt kids? Well, Jack, this is America, so you have to do it via Fable III.

Have you ever wanted a use for a restaurant storage tub besides.. well food storage? Well fear not.. STORM TROOPER HELMET!

My Birthday is coming up 12/12... Buy this for me :D

I have a feeling that when I am old.. and therefor so will my Canadian husband.. He will sound like this.

So, here is the deal. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE COMPARE PEOPLE TO HITLER! I get all sorts of fucking pissed the hell off. Thank You John Stewart, you are my other husband.

I think that this is great.. however, You don't need to pay 20,000 to have Chris Rock curse out your ex, I can do it for 30$ You could also use, idump4u.com to break up with them.

Oh Nerfherder.. Oh Olivia Munn.. Sigh.


Speaking of hot nerd girls. Meme Pizza!


And of course.. Molly :D IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!


Make this for me!

grrr.. Now I am hungry. I am going to go get hygiene and sustenance. <3 Anne

FCKH8