TWATTERING! FLICKRING! uh.. sure, I guess it is the price to pay for "Internet Fame"

You know.. someday I might be internet famous. Probably not.. but you know.. someday.

So, I have decided that I might start posting shitty pictures up on Flickr and Twattering more. I am "building my brand". I have no talent, so I am sure that this will fail. Whatevs!

I have a bunch of links. Wanna see 'em?

In my inability to post stuff around the holidays, I didn't have time to pop this bad boy up. REINDEER ARE JUNKIES!

Tickle Tickle!

I just.. can't get over my sadness that there is no more Firefly.. but I can get on board for next Xmas making some sweet ass gingerbread!

So, I have creepy nightmares all the time about being in the back seat of a car.. and then all of a sudden.. I have to crawl into the front seat and drive.... THIS IS SOMETHING THAT COULD BE HAPPENING WHILE I HAVE NIGHTMARES!


James Franco's Grandma.. is JUST LIKE MY GRANDMA!

Christmas Greetings From the Franco's from James Franco

Want to hear a true story? I know! I am so funny, my stories are rad. Ok, here it is. When I was a little kid my family live in Satan's Asshole.. I mean Bakersfield, California. There are cockroaches everywhere there. It is a fact of life. When I was really young, my parents rented an apartment in a dilapidated old building. One night, around the time my little brother was born, my dad had a cockroach crawl into his ear. Wouldn't it be cool if that cockroach laid eggs that didn't hatch.. and then later on in life.. they turned into pearls?

Jaba The Pile Of Snow!

I have two new fave blogs I am following! ikeahacker! and ridiculousfoodsociety!

This is bullshit. Really! You are that much of a lush that you have to hide shitty tasting pink liquor in your purse? Ok, Miley Cyrus!

So, I like to run around in my underpants.. and now I can do it whilst playing a game where I can run around in my underpants!

For a moment.. I really considered getting an iPenis, this is so I could learn Cherokee. However.. yea.. not going to have an iPenis. I know too many people who's lives are run by them. It is creepy.