I am thankful for you ( person I work with on Thanksgiving)

I have to work on Thanksgiving. This upsets people that I love. I don't get to hang out with my parents. None of them.. none of the 4 sets of parents do I get to hang out with. I do not get to hang out with my friends. None of them, I was invited to like 4 things tonight. I don't get to go to any of them. LAMES!

Oh well here are somethings that I am thankful for.
First off, the trailer for THANKSGIVING by Eli Roth. I like the comments on this.. my favorite, " WOOHOO TITTIES ON YOUTUBE!"



I am thankful for this picture of a murdering baby!

I am thankful for TURKEYZILLA!


I am thankful for TurDuckIns. I will making one of these some day.


I am thankful that Kobayashi will eat an entire turkey.


I am thankful for William S. Boroughs


I am thankful for RocketBoom and all of their zany antics, including this nifty thing where it is a "Living Photo" then you click on the person in the photo and you watch them make a side for Thanksgiving!


I am thankful for, interesting things to do with your stuffing.. besides shoving it up your best friends rectum. :D

I am thankful for this clip from one of my favorite movies.


I am thankful for this post from DeadSpin, most because of the title of the post.. and the FIRES!


I am thankful for this handy chart on how to eat people.. :D

I am thankful for Little Eva


I am thankful for pretentious ways to cook a piece of turkey.

I am thankful for the Dead Milk Men


I am thankful for Thanksgiving Drinking Games!

Turkey for me and Turkey for you! I like to eat Turkey in my big brown shoes!


I am thankful for you!