I would like to submit to you for your approval some odd tidbits of the moment.
Researchers are developing a way to fill your stomach with a polymer that acts like the stuff inside diapers so that you don't over eat! Odd thought. It also has the added benefit of cleansing your intestines of sugars and fats that are kickin' around that are just waiting to add to your fat ass. Cool! Kinda... can you imagine pooping that out?! >:(
Some really smart kid has figured out that if you write longer essays on your SAT, you score goes up. Then some other guy busted a nut because the kid kind of did his testing for his theory for him! Cool!
Do you remember the opening scene to the Charlie's Angels movie? You know.. where L.L Cool J wearing racist dress, was on an airplane, making a rendervouz with some other guy then goes all crazy grabs him, opens the door to the airplane and then jumps out, the racist garment turns into a parachute, then they land in a boat and he rips of his face to reveal Drew Barrymore?! Yea, this guy from Hong Kong... kinda did that to get int Canada as a refugee...
So, uh.. you know all of those quirky sayings we have like, "thorn in my side", 'skin of the teeth", "the writings on the wall" THEY ARE FROM THE BIBLE!!! Suck it, Atheists! That is probably the only good thing religion has done, but for every time I hear one of you say a phrase like that.. you are getting a look.
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