My manager is dreamy! Unfortunately.... we both don't swing that way.

The one manager at my job that I can stand, is pretty amazing. I am pretty sure that he could actually be considered a friend. Which is crazy since most managers aren't very friendly, but he is. It also helps that he is the same age as my old brother, likes all of the nerdy things I like and is catty. I wrote about him once before, he got vajazzaloped. I walk into work the other day.. and he was like, "pssst, come here, I have a present for you." Then some other employee walked in the room and there was a moment of " we must not let this person know our secret" which then faded into " oh, fuck it, I drew you a doodle."

LOOK AT HOW EPIC THIS DOODLE IS!

So yea, pretty amazingly epic. And a true story. 

I spent most of the day yesterday thinking about, dreading, kind of being excited about SMOWS! ( that is what I am calling snow this year.) Seattle is currently under like 2 in. which is like a big fucking deal. My mom's cats are being neurotic and my hedgie is being grumpy and huffly. 

This article upsets me. I have been told by people who have had children that I am being a big juvenile baby about it, I don't care. Breast Milk Cocktails are creepy. I am not letting my hubs anywhere near my sweater cows while I am breast feeding. I do not care.

In Canada they are trying to shame men into not being rapists. I am not sure how that works.. I mean.. yes, you could probably stop guys from taking advantage of drunk girls. However, hardcore rapists.. they are going to rape. * side bar* CHARLOTTE KING REPORTED THE RAPE AND IDENTIFIED THE RAPIST!! YAY!!!

Pinball Wizard!

I am not too sure about this. It is either amazingly campy and great, or just German and slightly homophobic.

In Scotland.. journalism is harsh. They straight call a spade a spade.. or well a child molester a monster.

YOU ARE A DOCTOR! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO EAT AN ARTICHOKE!

ARACHNID!


Don't worry about cancer.. these underpants will save you from getting when you go through the pornoscanner.

I need to have one of these. JENGA CHEAT GUN!