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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Whining about people, who whine about people, who whine about how Seattle deals with snow.

I have lived in Seattle most of my life. I am pretty sure that when I tell people.. no really Seattle doesn't really get much snow in the winter... that I am right. I know that for the last 5 years.. there has been several occurrences of "SMOWS". However, in general, since Seattle has been a place where people document weather.. we usually don't get snow in the winter.

With that being said, when people who have moved here from places that get snow during the winter, see the snow in Seattle.. they say, " No big deal, I had to deal with FFFFAAAAAAARRRRRRRR WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSEEEEEEE than this in ( Name the place that has snow in the winter). Why is this a big deal? You should salt and plow.

Then, people who have lived in Seattle for a long time go.. well, we do. However, we do not have the ability to salt and plow 24 hrs a day.. and when we do salt.. it just melts the snow then the snow refreezes into sheets of ice.

The person from places who sees snow every winter, then say, well, you are all asshole retarded fuckwits. ( Not Helpful Kids)

I am not very sure that people understand that the reason why we are not prepared for snow is that.. WE DON'T USUALLY GET SNOW IN THE WINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

The reason why places like Chicago, Washington D.C., Montreal, New York, Utah, Canada, Colorado, Iceland, Antarctica, The Andes, Nepal.. Do not have an issue with this is a) THEY GET SNOW IN THE WINTER! b) Because you get snow in the winter, your state has put forth years and years of money into the infrastructure one needs to constantly have salters, deicers, plowers, sanders, whatthefuckeversers. c) You learned how to drive in snow.. with actual practice, we however did not because we don't get snow during the winter.

So unless you all have several millions of dollars sitting in your bank account and the ability to make snow coping machines out of your rectum. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Enjoy, that you get to stay home and drink hot cocoa. 

I want people who are not from Seattle.. to read  EVERY PART OF THE ARTICLES ON THIS SITE ABOUT SNOW IN SEATTLE!

Ok, I am done being grumpy. <3 Anne

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