For most people who know me intimately and if not intimately then at least well enough to know me well enough, I have spent my life trying to achieve mediocrity. I did the bare minimum in life to get by, so that I could do what I liked. When I had my yearly review at my job and I was given a 3/5 on everything, it was like they were giving me 5/5 with gold stars! Why would anyone want to me mediocre?? Well, I don't like pressure and I feel that if I under promise and then luck into over delivering people think that I am neat. I am also lazy, but mostly, I know that I will never be perfect, so why try? It just makes you a cranky asshole when you fall on your face.
When you decide to walk up an unmoving escalator.. make sure that it is ok to do so. Because you know.. it might be like DANGEROUS!
ALL TURKEYS MUST DIES!!!
hehehehehe Spudnik hehehehehehehehe!
The pope loooooooovvvvvveeeessss condoms!
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