Cat in box, boxy fox, fox with cox.. Oh, fuck it I can't rhyme anymore!

Good Mornin' Y'all.

I have a bunch of neato burrito stuff to shows you. 

This feline is blowin' up the internets with its unholy love of all things made of cardboard that has the ability to contain things. Maru!

In the grand tradition of Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches
American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator
Cums the next REALLY AWESOME PORNO BASED ON A MOVIE!!! PRON!

There is also, this little gem that is not a porno.. but probably could be if it really wanted to.. Red Riding Hood, it is looking to have some sexy sex in it. + Gary Oldman.. mmmmmmmm ( *** Update.. Nevermind it is like Twilight.. with only werewolves.. don't bother)

Newest Japanese Popstar... is a hologram. Much along the same technology that makes Gorillaz  possible to tour.  I have a group of homies.. who have agreed, that they are willing to pay up to 250$ USD to see this if it comes to town. SOO RADS!

Speaking of anime.. My friend Kitty is super rad.. and we usually have the same tastes in Anime.. she hipped me to Ouran High School Host Club.. however.. Really!? A Host Club.. in a highschool? If you don't know what that is.. you should read this helpful wiki.

Apparently, when male spiders of the wasp variety gittin' jiggy, they actually break it off into that bitch. Crazy yo! So they prefer virgin spiders to do that with because you don't want to break that shit off into another man's bitch.

I guess, I should just start telling people that I was raised in the way of most Amazonian children, which is.. if my parents are having sex with you.. then you are another parent.

Tetris may help cure PTSD.. however.. have you had a Tetris addiction? I have, it ain't pretty. First off, you play it in your dreams. Actually anytime your eyes are closed you see the tetras falling. Also, you can never hear any other music than 8-Bit classical. I KID YOU NOT!

I would like to also urge people to adopt an endangered word. 

That is all for now.