Hipsterbonics and Hugging Babies

I have been not around the interwebs for a while because my "sister" had a baby. I say "sister" because being someone who was raised by wolves, I consider someone who's house I had a majority of meals and hours sleeping at to be family.

Their parents are my parents and they are my siblings. I also adopt their siblings as my own and their eventual children to be my nieces and nephews. So, yea, I went down to Olympia and hung out with my "siblings" and held my new baby "niece" and played the fall down game with my "nephew". There was huge windstorm, we lost power. I was supposed to leave at 1PM yesterday, however I left my wallet at my sister's house so they wouldn't let me on the bus.. so then I chilled until the 6 PM bus. I love babies! I also love toddlers, but not in that creepy self publishing and selling on Amazon way.

I learned a whole new form a speaking over those two days.. and by learned I mean.. I came up with a name for how my younger "sister" talks. She is in her late teens/ early twenties. She lives in a Punk/Hippie/Anarchist/Hipster shared garage/loft/apartment/house/yurt thinger. She doesn't shower much, has tattoos that are artsy/random and two nose piercings. I love her dearly. She is one of my favorite people.. however.. She is CrayCrayKins. She "makes kisses" with guys, when walking down the street she randomly says," Is that Mine?!" in regards to whether or not a person is someone she knows. People are randomly jerks... and she refers to herself in the third person with her first and last name. I find myself after talking to her for a couple of hours.. talking like her. Which, is at the time totally amusing but afterwords when I am back with people who are not used to this particular dialect, I get looked at funny.

This also, however, has made me aware that I also talk in a strange Buffyesque manner. I also, say what I consider catchphrases.. that could possibly considered the hipsterbonics of my generation. I believe that a lot of my speech is comprised of interwebs mems, bastardized urban speak and a belief that everyone I have ever known watches anime/plays video games/is a trekkie/uses the force. An of examples of a conversation I  had recently.

Husband: ok

  I have no idea where I will be today

 me: That is why Dinosaur Jesus invented cell phones and text plans!

I love that I have friends that get the joke of when they are " paging Dr. House" to help figure out why they are sick

they think I am brilliant that I suggest Sarcoidosis or Lupus

See! I refer to Dinosaur Jesus.. who refers to Dinosaur Jesus!? I do apparently. Look! I refer to being brilliant for making a simple pop culture reference.. that is not brilliance..that is just being someone who watches too much TV. Have you ever noticed that I am ellipses crazy( CrayCrayKins), because I am. My grandfather is an English teacher, so when I speak to him on the phone, I get a running count of how many times I have said the word "like" inappropriately. Oh wells!

Who wants some links? I want to show you some links.

A clash of the scary..KKK rallies. Clowns use Mocking KKK. KKK acts like little bitches, gets arrested. Clowns Win! Mocking KKK is Super Effective!

Gross! Funny.. Possibly Illegal.. Funny! Gross o.O

Being someone who is allergic to grass, this is like being water-boarded.

I have a hard time thinking that this will have any validity.. this was an episode from 2008. IT IS ALMOST 2011!!! I became a fan of Samwell because of South Park. Parody is protected under the 1st amendment.

WOOT! Sexiest Man Alive! I am glad that it is him and not Justin Beiber.

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