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Saturday, November 6, 2010

Sure wish I could talk.

More people need to learn alternative forms of communication. I am recovering from laryngitis and it sucks. I work in a talk intensive job. I live in a talk intensive house. I am a Talky McTalkerson.

Ways I think people should learn how to communicate are as follows. Semaphore, ASL,TTY, Morse Code, Interpretive Dance, Expressive Jazz Piano.

Stuff is happening. Lets see what!

Cthulu, Cthulu!




Thank god I don't have to worry about this plight..
"SINGLE, attractive women say too many men have a poor knowledge of comics, especially the Golden Age stuff and the DC crossover series." The article states that" Researchers found that 83% of women believe detailed comic and sci-fi knowledge is the most important attribute in a potential partner." It is also has gems of highly unlikely but very amazing quotes like this, "For me it's very much 'comics first, clitoris second', and I'm sure most women feel the same."

"Is there a way to convert to Judaism without having to have a circumcision? Like, you know how ladies want to wear earrings but don't want to pierce their ears?"


Have you ever wanted to see Back to the Future.. Bollywood style?

Well, thank Jesus.. Jesus is done! WORLDS LARGEST JESUS STATUE FINISHED! Now to start making the worlds largest Cthulu statue.

You can play the new Kinect.. NAKED! However, it will still take naked pictures of you so.. yea..

Coolest conjoined twins ever.

Oh, yea and if you are an anti-feminist.. you are apparently pro male and female equality. Feminists are man haters. Fyi.

Look at this.. woka woka woka

Buy me one of these.. I need a porcelain figuring of a horrible maimed lady.. STAT!

2 comments:

  1. Those figurines are amazing. I want all of them.

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  2. I think that they are super keen. It reminds me of the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

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