Could it be.. SATAN!!!!?????

SATAN!!!!!!!!! loves him some pilaf. Alister Crowley, was not only the Prince of Darkness, but apparently was also a snappy cooking playa. Over at Dangerous Minds, they uncovered this UNHOLY PILAF RECIPE.

It is ok though, because you can eat pilaf, in the DEVIL ALTERNATE TECHNOREALITY!!!!! that The Pope is against. Hello, The Pope.. you are like 15 years too late in being worried about this.. haven't you heard about the guy who married his virtual girlfriend or the people who die of malnutrition because they spend all of their time playing Starcraft in North Korea???

Speaking of Technoreality, who wants to buy parts of Detroit( Satan's Butt Divet) for 1$ an inch? This is actually pretty cool. I can't be too much of a jerk about this. The idea is that you can buy into a MicroHood. Then via the Interwebs, you can nurture it, meet your neighbors and then find out about cool stuff that happens in the MicroHood.

I am all about this, unfortunately, I don't live in NYC. People who do, you should support this, GIANT DINOSAUR STATUES IN CENTRAL PARK!! It would be cool, though, if they came alive at night and ate all the hobos.

You know who is going to be extinct if he doesn't get to a hospital in the next 48 hours, this guy. Apparently, a nurse in UK who was also a human guinea pig was injected with malaria and then failed to come back to work to get treatment and finish the testing. If he doesn't get his butt to a Dr. soon, he is going to look like well...

Then when they find this bloke dead.. they can use civilian CSI agents to collect evidence, take pictures and scream YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 
or he is really the start of the zombie apocalypse!