I watched Valley of the Dolls last night.. and well here we go..
Neely O'Hara: "To get up at five o'clock in the morning and sparkle, have I, Neely, sparkle!" Yes, hmmm.
And also..
Neely O'Hara: Who hiding from are you, Helen, hmm? The notices could have been that bad not.
Helen Lawson: The show just needs a little fine tuning.
Neely O'Hara: Worry, do not, sweetheart. If always get a part as understudy for my grandmother I the show folds can.
Helen Lawson: Thanks. I already turned down the part, playing, you are.
Neely O'Hara: Bull! That crazy merrick is not.
Helen Lawson: You oughta know, honey, of the nuthouse you just came out.
Neely O'Hara: Nuthouse it was not!
Helen Lawson: Look. You right outta hollywood they drummed! So crawlin' back to broadway, you come. Well, broadway gos not for booze and dope. Now, outta my way, you get, guy waitin' for me, I got.
Neely O'Hara: Switch from the fags you are usually stuck with, that is!
Helen Lawson: To marry one at least I never had!
Neely O'Hara: Take back you will...
[pulls off helen's wig while scuffling].
Neely O'Hara: ... My god oh, wig, it is! As phony as she is her hair's!
That was Yoda, doing a dramatic reading from Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann
There is a lot of interesting things happening today. First off!
HAPPY 10/10/10!!! so long and thanks for all the fish!
Adding to the geekery, over at my other husband, Wil Wheaton's Blog, Can one have too many dice?
The Answer Is: NO
This needs to be turned into a odd Michel Gondry type movie..
! No, really it would just be like the plot to Moon!
Liddle Bruddah.. he is such a trooper! This sea lion is my second favorite Sgt. after Sgt. Pepper!
OoOOoooo Look Kitty! Cute baby cougar was born.
OMG, WTF, I don't even! Best part is actually the headline..
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