I would like to say that awareness is important. This ad would like you to be aware that if you don't have arms, you can still be an lingerie model ( she actually has a prettier face than the girl with arms.)
Speaking of awareness.. I am aware that the editor of Vogue Nippon ( Japan) is FUGLY! Dear god kill it!
Did you know that today is also, uncouth, untalented rap mogul making an ass of himself by telling a chef to "SHAVE THAT BITCH ONTO MY FOOD" day?
Other tasty things are happening, do you know how to get rid of an invasive species? Like the Humbolt Squid and the Lion Fish? EAT THEM!
mmmm Old English is the
I would also like to see a world powered on, actually powered on coffee batteries!
Did you know that not only do cats, dogs, humans, dolphins, monkeys, apes and hedgehogs play.. but so do turtles and wasps!
AWESOME LIST OF AWESOME THINGS TRYING TO AWESOMELY KILL EACH OTHER!!! ( Octopus vs. Shark)
Speaking of killer things that are scary.. I am going to have a nightmare about this fish.. I SWEARS TO YOU I WILL!!
However, this fish.. isn't as scary as this cat! I own a half mainecoon, they are too smart for their own good, and they like sauerkraut!
This guy is a moron! A MORON!! Really? You deserve to be dieing of mercury poisoning..
However, if you have cancer and are going through treatment.. please don't give me cancer that would suck.
Coolest old man ever!
This is an interesting way to detect people who steal.. spray them with tracking DNA spray.
Speaking of spray, sorry AXE your shitty spray will never beat Old Spice NEVER, not even if you have a witty billboard insinuating that men who use Old Spice fuck horses.
Who wants a super cool bowling robot! I DO I DO !!
Do you want to know the OLDEST THING EVER!! It is a galaxy that has been around for 13.1 BILLION years!
I live in Seattle, so underground cities/tunnel are only kind of impressive. It is ok Salem.
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