Oh man, I should get out of bed....

... however in bed is where I do my best interwebs. Soon, I will get out of bed, achieve hygiene and sustenance and then "work".

A lot of good things happening right now. First off, I want to thank the humans who read my bloggy wog. You get extra points if you comment.

My birthday is coming up.. and you really want to buy me this .

I have said this before and I will say it again, people remove your penis replacement iPhone from your hands. This guy, lost his iPhone and because he needs an APPendectemy got his wife preggers because apparently there isn't an app for PUT ON A FUCKING CONDOM SHIT HEAD!

Hopefully, these status seeking retards can find their way onto the interwebs and learn from this helpful book/website/dvd combo about how to scientifically raise their larva. When I have larva, I will use this method as well :D

JAPAN IS NEAT!

They have cool manhole covers!

BESTEST FLOW CHART TODAY! It is a flow chart about RPG games from Japan are set up.