So, I think that I am starting to have a head cold. I believe this to be true because I woke up this morning at 3 AM with a pounding headache, sore throat and congestion. This would not surprise me since everyone I know has been sick. Oh well, I guess I will just have to take DayQuil and feel pukey.
Do you know how to spot your evil twin? Besides, you know the awesome goatee they are sporting and the cool leather jacket they usually wear? Well, here look at this article and flow chart.
Hey look! I am a douchey douche douchebag.
Are you kidding me? Pregorexia? Really!?
Buy me this!
Are you kidding me? He said orgasm on accident? Really!?
Hey America, you are a bunch of drug addicts, you should quit bitching about Mexican drug cartels and stop doing drugs!
This beverage is not new. I used to use this type of beverage during high school when I would go to house parties. We used it to make something called the Spaksorossiwiser. 1 part Sparks alcoholic energy drink ( in orange), 1 part Carlo Rossi Jugged Wine ( Blush or Rose) and then 2 parts Bud or Bud Light. It tasted like a Sweet Tart!
Apparently, Keith Richard's mom was a fucking cunt bag who killed every pet he owned. Also, he is scared of teenage girls.
When this lawsuit eventually becomes a movie, much along the lines of Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, who wants to see it with be drunk?
There's an app to find child molesters. FYI, they give out the best candy.
SPACE IS RAD! SPACE STATIONS ARE RAD! SPACE JUNK IS RAD! HELP MY CAPS LOCKS IS STUCK!
Ultimate awesome nerd phone?
If there was only a way to do this in real life. :D
All you need to be a zombie for Halloween, a color printer and tape!
Best idea for tattoo evers? Maybe! Also, could be very awesome stencils for pumpkin or cake decorating.
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