I am not as ill as I was yesterday. NyQuil is the bomb. Today is an odd day. My dear friend who also works at the place where I fight crime is having a day. She said that she woke up with " a song in her heart and eagles wings!" however she put a bag of lettuce away and SCRATCHED HER EYE!!!! She ran back to my office and made me LOOK AT HER EYEBALL! My manager came into my office to give me a break and thought that we were on crack. I am pretty sure she scratched her eyeball. So, then she got permission to go home today and go to the eye doctor. As she was waiting for the bus.. her nose started to bleed. It was a serious FML moment for her. I thought I would share her misery with you.. also a doodle.
My friend got sand in her eye... eww! It scratched ALL OF HER EYEBALL!!!! The cornea, the white part, the inner lid. She has to wear an eye-patch. MUHAHAHAHAH!!
Two very interesting articles with uses of charts/diagrams. How to explain the internet to Oliver Twist! and How Texans see ethnic food!
There are appropriate ways to handle a cobra and then there are less wise ways. Read this article about what happens when one drinks and plays with poisonous snakes!
My father is like this guy.. mmmuurrrrrdddeeeeerrrr the pumpkin!
Did you know that Christine O'Donnell the Tea Party candidate who thinks that masturbation should be illegal and that had a date on a satanic alter in college.. is the daughter of Bozo the Clown.. THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!
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