The Perils of Living Near a College.. During Halloween

I work a shift job, which means I work from 3-11 PM. I always work weekends. This means that I have no time to go out and have fun on major drunken holidays like St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Drinko and Halloween. I have a cold. I am really fucking sick right now. No Joke. I got off work today, and went to my regular bar. There is a bartender there that I am in love with. I don't usually have to pay for my liquor because I flirt with her. Tonight was no exception, I got a free hot toddy because I was sick. It was nice.. then I staggered to my bus.  I got on the bus that takes me home.. it also takes me through the University of Washington. Downtown, there were a few people in costume who came on the bus. However, we hit the Ave and.. THIS FUCKING FREAK SHOW HAPPENED!

I am not sure that you can tell, but there are like 15 people crammed in the front of the fucking bus!!!!!!

This is me fucking sick and really tired. And everyone behind me is a douchey fecal monster.

This is a map of where I am, where they were and how one is supposed to move when getting on a bus. Notice the highest concentration of human fecal monsters is in the front of the bus.

Anyways, it was rediculous, ever stop in the U-District was like wave after wave of drunk, horny, retard. THEY WERE ALL WEARING STUPID FUCKING COSTUMES!!!!

Some guy during this whole thing moved into the area I was sitting, and shoved his fucking ass in my face while stomping on my foot repeatedly while he talked to the bitch in front of me. I asked him to move and he called me a dumb whore. It was super classy.

This is what it looked like while they left..

This was the first part..

In the end.. it was me and 3 relatively cool people who were left. The video cutoff but at the end I expressed my urge to fucking die.